Some of my favorite moments and lines from this classic. Just don't mess with my stapler.

Listen to these clips you will realize it can be a giggle, it can be utilized in various applications such as mobile phone ring tones or being sent as a background sound in an email. Some are rude, others are menacing. Adult Language

American Idol Judge Simon Cowell shares his most crass, rude, pigheaded insults with you. And of course... with an English accent.

Famous Austrian actor ('The Name of the Rose'), cabaret artist Helmut Qualtinger (1928-1986) is reading a porn-parody called "Fifi Mutzenbacher" (assumed great grandchild of THE Mutzenbacher). I extracted the best and funniest quotes. Only for german, especially austrian-german speaking people. Learn & listen how german should always sound like!

Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly will play coddled guys who live with their respective single parents. Their folks fall in love and marry, making the guys stepbrothers. Freakin' Hilarious! A must see for any Ferrell or Riley fan! Step Brothers hits theaters on July 25, 2008.

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Hear the greatest performance of R. Lee Ermey as Sgt Hartman, the savage drill instructor from the movie Full Metal Jacket. Adult Language

An Adventure Zone Soundboard. Please ask me on Reddit to add more sounds. /u/Caboose848

A larger collection of filthy frank clips.

Kajetokun's Over 9000 Video Soundboard to prank your mates

Classic movie sounds from the Tarantino epic Pulp Fiction about two mob hit men played by John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson. Adult Language.

A pirate ahead of his time in many ways, Jack Sparrow is a fictional character and plays the lead character in Pirates of the Caribbean. He was portrayed by Johnny Depp. Check out his clips... Yo Ho!!!

Music for game show

Boobs, boobies, breasts, love melons, titties, funbags, they all spell happiness.

James Bond agent 007. Relive the famous James Bond one-liners, sly innuendoes and double entendres with these top secret movie sound clips.

Everyone's favorite character from Borderlands 2, Tiny Tina!

Parrots are birds of the roughly 350 species in the order Psittaciformes, found in most warm and tropical regions. They can mimic speech and even the African Grey can form sentences and understand the meaning of some words

Bubbles (Mike Smith) is known for his hoarse voice, absent-mindedness, and coke-bottle glasses in the tv show Trailer Park Boys. He makes a living by stealing and refurbishing shopping carts and he is perhaps the most responsibly-minded of the whole park. Adult Language.

New Testament reading from the Bible

Here's a collection of different types of Cartoon Sound Effects from familiar to unusual sound effects that you're looking for.

TV and radio commerical audio clips that stick in your head. "I love Buns of Steel!"

Tyrannosaurus was a meat-eating dinosaur that lived about 70 million years ago. It was the fiercest and last of the now-extinct carnivorous dinosaurs, bieng 50 ft. in length and 20 ft. in height armed with dozens of sharp, flesh-tearing teeth.

"Towelie" is episode 508 of Comedy Central's South Park. It originally aired on August 8, 2001. Listen to these audio clips of Towelie who always wants to get high.