Funny quotes by Jack Black, many from movies, some from appearances on Saturday Night Live. Some Mature language.

Deep/Tech House producer Frederick Alonso delivers quality samples for the undergound scene. You will find quality percussion, original sounds, synthloops and warm bass sounds in this package. It's a special collection that will make your tracks bigger. The complete collection is 90% analog made and recorded. A special selection from real an

Nocturnal animals are more active at night than during the day. We hear unknown sounds and our imagination runs wild. Get familiar with these sound clips when you're out at night in nature.

Audio clips and the most bone chilling scenes from horror movies and slasher films.

Glen Quagmire is a character on the animated series, Family Guy. Notable for his prodigious libido, he is voiced by Seth MacFarlane. Quagmire rocks, but he's freaky. Check out the famous clips of these nasty fellow... Giggity, giggity!

No apes sounds here, various smaller Monkeys recorded in nature. A couple rungs back on Darwin's evolutionary ladder, still, some of the faces look like young humans and the behavior is similar. Give a listen.

Your first orgasm may feel like a blip or a blast, but the more you practice, the more variety you will experience... let's hear them here!

Wizzy Radio Sound Board- Used on Broadcast

Morgan Freeman's sobering narration had just the right amount of chesty resonance to put you into a deep sleep. No valium required.

Sound clips of Pandas, the most distinctively marked of all bears. Their basic coloring is white and black. Pandas try to avoid each other and spend most of their time alone.

Sounds to be used on Blowin Up Like You Thought We Would, a sports radio show on redhawkradio.com Thursdays at 2:10 PM. Hosted by Brian Rieckhoff and Taylor Yuan

Clips from an instant classic starring Steve Carrell as the hapless virgin. Includes bites from Cal, Mooj and more.

THIS IS SPARTA ! King Leonidas sound clips are here people. Short one liners fun to interject into common everyday conversation ;) Also a techno song spoof is thrown in at the end for laughs.

This soundboard plays 18 different "Allahu Akbar" screams. This is not meant to offend anyone nor disrespect the muslim belief.

OPTIMUS PRIME is is the fictional commander of the main protagonist group in the Transformers. He is the largest, strongest, and wisest of all Autobots. Check out his clips here Transformers fans!

Listen to super hot sex stories from some delicious ladies. Put on your headphones, close your eyes and enjoy the ride!

Soundbytes to use!

Its not easy being a 911 operator becuase youre talking everyday to various type of people in sometimes bizzare and confusing situations. Some here were just fooling around and some were just being silly asking stupid questions.

His story is infamous, his victims are numerous... He is Chucky of Child's Play movie. The notorious killer doll with the satanic smile and the demonic doll attempting to possess the soul of Andy Barclay. He always was rude and mean!!!

Hear the scary voice of Emperor Palpatine, the evil guy in Star Wars and the supreme ruler of the most powerful tyrannical regime the galaxy had ever witnessed. It was his manipulative ability that propelled him to mastery of the galaxy.

These are the ones I remember growing up to. They make me nostalgic for that time, hope you enjoy!

Theme songs for these shows as they do now, ranged from ordinary to mediocre to those truly special few that hold strong in our memories. Jam with the 80s TV Theme Songs!