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A collection of all the fight songs from the Sun Belt conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use as one as your ringtone!

A collection of all the fight songs from the Mountain West conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use one as your phone's ringtone! The songs for TCU and the Air Force academy's teams are here among others.

A collection of all the fight songs from the Mid American conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use one as your phone's ringtone! Temple, Bowling Green, and Ohio songs are here among many others.

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A collection of all the fight songs from the Ivy League football teams of NCAA division I, II and III. Cheer your team on with these or use one as your phone's ringtone! Harvard, Yale, Cornell, and Princeton are all here.

Rosemary Quipp is a freelance journalist and media fellow at the Nation Media Group in Nairobi, Kenya. She holds a B.J. from Carleton University and an M.A. in development studies from McGill University.

A collection of all the fight songs from the Conference USA conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use one as your phone's ringtone! The Marshall Thundering herd fight song among many others are here.

A collection of all the fight songs from the IA Independents conference composed of some Armed Forces teams of NCAA division I, II and III in college football. Army, Navy, Marines and Notre Dame fighting Irish songs are all here. Cheer your team on with these or use one as your phone's ringtone!

A collection of all the fight songs from the WAC conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use one as your phone's ringtone! The Hawaii Rainbow Warriors song is here among many others.

A collection of all the fight songs from the Big Ten conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use as one as your ringtone!

A collection of all the fight songs from the Pac 10 conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use as one as your ringtone!

A collection of all the fight songs from the SEC conference of NCAA division I college football teams. Cheer your team on with these or use as your ringtone!