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A harpsichord is musical instrument whose strings are plucked from a keyboard and which sits on a table or stand while being played. They have been made in varying shapes, sizes and sounds over the years. Enjoy some of the harpsichord samples here.
Learn these ridiculously long ass words and impress your friends or maybe just alienate them forever with your unusual intelligence!
Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961) was a great American novelist, short-story writer, journalist and a prolific letter writer. Ernest won a Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954 for his lifetime literary achievements. Listen to some of his admirable works.
Red Dwarf is probably one of the most entertaining TV shows ever made. One of Britain's finest television exports. Set in space, some two or hundred years or so in the future, on an enormous mining ship called Red Dwarf. Enjoy some of the clips here.
Audio clips of Lisa Simpso, the middle child in the Simpsons family and is without a doubt, the most ethical and intelligent member of her family. A truly gifted child, Lisa not only receives the top grades but is also a talented saxophone player.
Listen to this Funny Presidential Debate Game hosted by Jay Leno. I'm sure you're gonna laugh at every question and answer they gave.
One of the galaxy's top criminal underlords, Jabba the Hutt has been in charge of a major criminal empire since he was about 600 years old. Its centerpiece is a huge throne room where Jabba constantly entertains and holds court. Hear his voice!
Audio clips of Chewbacca, a character in the Star Wars Universe, known as Chewie by his friends. A very good idea of a gentle giant someone who is actually very kind and caring. He was a legendary Wookiee from Kashyyyk and co-pilot of Han Solo's ship
This is an example of a great teen war film, that had a few powerful moments. All the characters are decent, and the story is watchable enough. It stars Patrick Swayze and Charlie Sheen which were so young then! Check this out!
THIS IS SPARTA ! King Leonidas sound clips are here people. Short one liners fun to interject into common everyday conversation ;) Also a techno song spoof is thrown in at the end for laughs.
Beavis and Butt-Head is often times misconstrued as a terribly immature, offensive, and vulgar show. Their primary pasttimes were raising hell, making dirty jokes, and just laughing. They will be remembered for a long time... Adult Language
During their mission to assimilate Earth, the Borg decided that a human voice was necessary to facilitate their introduction into human society. Captain Picard was chosen to be that voice. He became part of the borg and was the enemy known as Locutus
Listen to these heart pounding clips of haunted and scary screams. It will thrill you a minute adventure into the realm of horror.
Sometimes the simple things in life can be the most enjoyable. Listen to these kids and babies laughing... it really put a smile on my face!
Listen to the speeches of of famous dictators who had left bloody mark in the world. Hear the powerful voices of Adolph Hitler, Idi Amin, Ferdinand Marcos, Augusto Pinochet etc.
Hear the voices of the world's absolutist rulers who assumed sole power and control over their state. Free previews of 50% of each track, full downloads for subscribers only.
Blackadder is a historical sitcom taking place during the Middle Ages, Elizabethan England, the early 19th century, and the 1st World War. Comedy written this well is unfortunately extremely rare. Enjoy the clips here..
Experience the excitement of the Star Wars Universe with these 10 greatest sounds from one of the best movie series ever made Star Wars!
Audio Clips of Bela Lugosi, a Hungarian actor best known for his portrayal of Count Dracula. In the biographical film Ed Wood, Lugosi was played by Martin Landau for which he won an best suppoting actor. Adult Language
Hear the scary voice of Emperor Palpatine, the evil guy in Star Wars and the supreme ruler of the most powerful tyrannical regime the galaxy had ever witnessed. It was his manipulative ability that propelled him to mastery of the galaxy.
Sen. Larry Craig was arrested a few months ago by an undercover police officer who said Craig made a sexual advance toward him in an airport men's room, still Senator Craig stated that he had never engaged in homosexual acts. Listen to this story.
The BATTLESHIP had an OPERATION, to save the CANDYLAND from E.T... Here are some of the classic commercials of different board games we used to play. Included are rare ones like the vintage Mystery Date commercial and Rock Em Sock Em Robots !
This is what parodies are all about. It will make you laugh! Check out these clips of Star War Parodies. Adult Language
Here are some sound clips of the word birthday in a movie or tv shows...
Aqua Teen Hunger Force follows the adventures of a group of mystery-solving fast food items. The team consists of Master Shake, Frylock, Meatwad, supported by Carl and Mooninites. Listen to these freakin' great clips... number one in the hood!
QVC is a home shopping network television show on 24 hours a day. Here are some of the spoof and prank calls of this home shopping network. Some are good, some are stupid. Hey it will kill at least 20 mins of your day. Check it.
Night falls. Everything is still. The blood red moon stares through the trees. Suddenly, THE WIND BLOWS! The trees... shiver. A bat quivers in the night... and flies away."