The doctor's and authors of "Why do men have nipples?" Answer burning questions that haunt all mankind, such as: what causes brain freeze?, why do I have a very small penis, and what are boogers made of...

The imagination running amuck.

This soundboard is dedicated to my special girl. Enjoy the sounds that are apart of what makes you special.

Head coach of the Chicago Bears: Lovie Smith speaks about the upcoming Superbowl vs. the Indianapolis Colts at the offical press conference on January 28, 2007.

I had to put together these special sounds for my "Knight In Shining Armor". I Love you Happy Valentine's Day.

As a Pro Cyclist, Lance Armstrong won the prestigious Tour de France, a record seven consecutive times from '99 to '05. He accomplished this several years after overcoming brain and testicular cancer. He's an activist, and an inspiration.

Some of the best lines from the original summer blockbuster "Men In Black". It stars the talented duo of Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Sit back relax and enjoy the show.

The Naked Gun is a series of three films released from 1988 to 1994 and written and produced by Jim Abrahams, David Zucker, and Jerry Zucker. It was based on their 1982 ABC television series Police Squad!, which was cancelled after only six episodes.

Paula Abdul is a Grammy-Winning, multi-platinum singer, choreographer, dancer and actress. She was a former LA Lakers Cheerleader and 80's music video star and producer. She is best known as a wacky but sweet judge on American Idol.

David Beckham's Greatest Soccer Moments Audio & Interviews.

Hot Clips from America's sexiest Bad girl! She was discovered by Prince and has starred in numerous movies and TV shows. Enjoy!!!

Jose Canseco was the 1st player in MLB history to ever hit 40 HR's and steal 40 bases in a season. He was also the "GODFATHER" of steroids in MLB. When he got blackballed from the game he wrote the book "JUICED". Jose also dated Madonna in the 80's.

Jamie Kennedy is an comedian/actor. He landed his first movie role as Randy Meeks in the films Scream, Scream 2, and made a cameo in Scream 3. A performer of stand-up comedy, Kennedy is best known for his sketch performances on his "Reality TV Show".

some frank rizzo stuff off jerky boys skit...ya wanna scrap

Italian is the language for lovers and the mother tongue of the renowned seducer Casanova. Learn how to whisper sweet things to your sweetheart in Italian! Perfect for Valentine's day.

Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) was an American Beat poet and political activist. He was best known for "Howl" a long poem about the self-destruction of his Beat Generation friends and the forces of materialism and conformity in U.S. at the time.

"The poet's voice need not merely be the record of man, it can be one of the props, the pillars to help him endure and prevail." - William Faulkner

Peyton Manning is the starting QB for the Indianapolis Colts. He is the son of former NO Saints quarterback Archie Manning. He is the older brother of NY Giants quarterback Eli Manning. He also does some of the most funny commercials !

Ray Lewis is a Linebacker for the Ravens of the NFL. In "01", He led Baltimore to a SB win and was named "SB MVP" for that game. He was the 1st linebacker to win the award since "71". He's the only "D" player ever to be on the cover of Madden.

Cute Quotes from America's cutest kids! Original hosted by Bill Cosby. Sit back and enjoy the sounds and of course the Jello pudding.

George Washington was the 1st President of the United States. He served (2) 4 year terms from 1789 to 1797, winning reelection in 1792. Because of his important role in the founding of the United States, He is referred to as the Father Of Our Nation.

Janice is known as the first "American Supermodel". She is also a fashion photographer, actress, author and an agent. She has opened her own modeling agency, the Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency. Which has been made into a Reality TV Show.

Enjoy these funny clips from this hilarious cartoon comedy that stars the voices of some of Hollywood's best as cudly Zoo Animals.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a former bodybuilder(Mr. Olympia), actor and an American politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of California. Enjoy some of the best movie quotes from the "Terminator".

Quotes from your favorite sexy bad girl Angelina Jolie!

"J Lo" does it all she is an actress, Grammy Award-nominated singer, songwriter, dancer, and fashion designer. She has been through two divorces and a relationship known as "Bennifer" with Ben Affleck. Enjoy the sounds of this talented "Diva".

Jennifer Aniston is an Emmy and Golden Globe winning actress. She made it big with the role of playing Rachel Green on the popular T.V. sitcom "Friends". She also known for her marriage to, and eventual divorce from, actor Brad Pitt.

Termed "Dictionaraoke" these classic 80's songs are sung by computerized voice synthesizers found on the web at dictionary web sites. Good entertainment from an imaginary robot band.

Artificial voices are meant to emulate human speech. The prime use today is in assisting the blind to read and participate online. Listen to audio examples from the history of this exciting and developing technology.

Learn how to say Hello in 20 different languages.

A language not of any one country or ethnic group: it is a neutral, international language. The basic rules and words were proposed by L. L. Zamenhof at the end of the 19th century. The film "Incubus" starring William Shatner was in Esperanto!

A collection of extraordinary Russian "Zvukovye pis'ma" or musical letters. They were issued around 1950 in the Soviet Union. The musical letter was a picture postcard with a small flexible disc glued to it you could really play on a record player.

Pulitzer Prize winning poet Robert Frost (1874-1963) often drew inspiration from his rural life in New England. He dealt with themes of philosophy, social life, and mortality. "The Road not taken" is one of the most quoted poems.