New Soundboards
This is a soundboard of calls and advertisements made to the fictional radio show Jensen and the Dan.
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My soundboard ^_^
Cartman is stuck in the future as an atheist war begins over the information he knows. Cartman's life is threatened by the head sea otter.
Who is Barack Obama? Seven year Democratic Senator from Illinois, Harvard law school graduate, born in Hawaii, and possibly the next President of the United States in 2008. Hear him speak in these audio clips.
Here's another ode to the bizarre phrases of dubbed Kung Fu movies - with best hits from the original Iron Monkey, Shaolin Wooden Men, Flying Guillotine, and Crippled Masters..
This soundboard contains some badly dubbed or absurdly worded clips from several Kung Fu movies, including popular ones. Sometimes when I watch these movies I just shake my head. Be sure to look at the 2nd Kung Fu board too!
I gathered up what sound recordings I could find from over the years on TeamSpeak and found a very interesting and yet embarrassing things said by our friend Mr.Lazoras for some laughs. Have fun and enjoy!
He's nutty, loves animals, hates she-dudes and bats, can park any auto 'like a glove' plus he can catch a bullet in his big teeth - he's Ace, the world's greatest pet detective, enjoy!
Brooding poet turned songwriter Leonard Cohen found himself enamoured by Rock and Roll legends and poets everywhere. Somehow I doubt that was what he was after. A man of truth and touching poetic vision.
It's got winners, losers, mountains of money, hot models and of course Howie Mandell... How could one not enjoy the entertainment value of NBC's hit game show Deal or No Deal? Listen to these tracks and get into the winner's circle now!
Just a test
Just random sayings of us. Can be used for prank calls easily.
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The Sounds Of Ian Lindsay
Dennis Hopper plays Frank Booth, a violent and perversely evil man in the creepy David Lynch classic: Blue Velvet. Adult Language.
Audrey Hepburn, a skinny, pretty face with bushy eyebrows and rat-gnawed bangs. She's one of kind Classic Actress in Hollywood. Here are some of her remarkable lines from her various films.
A simple tribute to Brigadier General James Maitland "Jimmy" Stewart. An Academy Award-winning American film and stage actor. It was a quality that made him beloved by fans, and very successful for many years.
This soundboard is dedicated to the hillarious stylings of Toucher and Rich on the Rock of Boston 104.1 WBCN heard weekday mornings from 6-10.
Predicting eruptions will become easier now scientists are using technology to translate the patterns in a volcano's behaviour into sound waves. Here is a volcano and lava sound collection.
Fundamentally, seismic waves are vibrations in the Earth. Unlike audible sounds, they are usually at a much lower frequency and below the range of normal hearing. These ones are audible, check them out.