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lets just talk a little and piss you off
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MacGyver speaks for himself
Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell reprise their roles from the Saturday Night Live sketch, playing two cheesy brothers who bob their heads and try to get into the best night club in Hollywood.
Detective Assy McGee is a hardboiled cop, who just happens to be a walking butt. This Adult Swim cartoon, ass-shaped police sniper, had no patience for criminals or the revolving-door justice system. Listen to his clips...
More Halo Marine phrases here...
Here's the best clips ever to grace your earlobe from the female character of this bloodiest shooter game, Kingpin: Life of Crime. ADULT LANGUAGE
Kingpin: Life of Crime is a gritty, violent and graphic portrayal of street-life and should only be played by those who can stomach the ultra-violence and harsh language. ADULT LANGUAGE
stuff to prank your friends with
for ventrilo harassment.
Was channel surfing the other day and I came across this awful Kevin Costner movie. Awful, yes, except for one thing - Alan Rickman chewing up the scenery like a true thespian. His performance is worth the price alone, hilarious!
All of Senator Robert Byrds classic comments from his rant on Michael Vick, BARBARIC, to him weeping about "his dear friend ted" who he "loves and misses".
Habib, the owner of the Lucky Ganesh convenience store in Postal 2, who speaks with a stereotypical Indian accent similar of that of Apu from the The Simpsons. Listen to his clips here!
soundboard of a funny hs football announcer
Travolta and Cage, could swap faces via plastic surgery and still be convincing as one another. It works! Very few movies come close, but don't overtake, this masterpiece... Face Off!
Blood II: The Chosen is a first-person shooter computer game. Caleb, Ophelia, Ishmael, Gabriella - these are the Chosen. Former generals of a defeated god, they must now fight the Cabal together in an uneasy truce. Check this out!
Kung Fu Panda features Jack Black as Po the Panda, a lowly waiter in a noodle restaurant, who is a kung fu fanatic but whose shape doesn't exactly lend itself to kung fu fighting. Jack Black is the Greatest Panda in the World!
Kingpin: Life of Crime documents the life of a thug down on his luck. In the beginning, he gets beaten up by goons working for a notorious crime boss, Nicki. ADULT LANGUAGE
Barry Burton is a video game character in the Resident Evil, a former SWAT team member and has lead many projects to success. Barry always seems to show up at just the right times to save Jill's butt during the game.
SAY IT ISN'T SO, 2001 film is about a young man (Chris Klein) and a young woman (Heather Graham) that meet and fall in love, but they learn that they might in fact be brother and sister so they break up. Check this out!