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From silent star to camp queen, Joan Crawford and her astonishing 45-year film career are the stuff of a Gatsby-esque legend of survival and reinvention. Her story is the very embodiment of the real version of the American Dream. Adult Language
Listen to these Low and sensual voice of Marlene Dietrich who was typecast as a woman of low morals in her films. Marlene became the highest paid actress of her time, but her later films in the mid part of the decade were critical and popular failure
Listen to these audio clips of a prolific stage performer and actress Vivian Leigh known for the films Gone with wind and Waterloo Bridge. She died at the age of 53 due to chronic tuberculosis.
Listen and learn from my selection of famous inspirational and motivational quotes from achievement to willpower.
ABSYNTH 4 is a truly unique software synthesizer with an unmistakeable sound. The workflow is easy to understand and the interface simple to use. Check this out!
The Jupiter-8V is a blend of classic and modernity it is the software recreation of Roland's famous Jupiter-8 coupled with a new generation of features. It has possibility to play more complex sounds while keeping a good level of polyphony.
Synthesizer musicians take a listen to the October 1995 issue of Keyboard magazine Sounds That Must Die.
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One of the most hysterical skits on the Jimmy Kimmel show is when they bring on a real child spelling bee champion and have security guard Guillermo read the words !
Late night show host Jimmie Kimmel has Parking lot security guard Guillermo do the important work. G's grasp of English isn't quite up to par though... Funny skits like Spelling bee, Cinco Claus and & celebrity interviews await !
The WNMC Trifecta, a late night radio show featuring Travis Crawford, Pat McDonnell, and Joe Perkette.
Catch humor highlights from the these presidential campaign, including late-night TV appearances, witty quips, debates and other funny moments.
Republican debate clips of this Taxpayers Best Friend in Congress- Congressman Dr. Ron Paul who believes in a free society and in ending taxes immediately.
This movie features Sly Stallone at his muscle bound, destructive best. Snipes delivers as the bad guy, and Stallone is the cop who is frozen but thawed out 36 years later to stop him once again. Plenty of one-liners and action.
A very pleasing all-around movie, the three main stars in this movie were very appealing, Richard Gere as the cocky-but-good guy Sir Lancelot, Julia Ormond as Guinevere and Sean Connery, aptly cast as King Arthur.
Elizabeth Taylor a British-American actress known for her acting skills and beauty, as well as her Hollywood lifestyle including many marriages. She was named 7th among the Greatest Female Stars of All Time.
Soft Synths are Software Synthesizers. Meaning programs you download to make music instead of the solid instrumental synthesizers of the past. This is the new way electronic musicians are making sounds in today's virtual world.
Listen to these sounds from the brightest exotic pulsar stars in the sky, recorded using some of the largest radiotelescopes in the world.
Ms. Dewey is a young librarian doing her best to help you find what you are looking for, but who gets bored if you don?t ask her the right question.
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The Sounds from the Fish Tank.
Guillermo from the Jimmy Kimmel show interviews celebrities. At the Oceans 11 movie premiere and on the red carpet. You gotta love this funny little Mexican guy!
The most awesome collection of Guillermo audio clips assembled anywhere on the web. The worlds most Mexican Man ! Aye carramba !
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Toonces, The Cat Who Could Drive A Car first aired in May 20th 1989 on NBC's SNL. He drove cars but invariably lost control of the vehicles, ending up in catastrophic car crashes and always in trouble with the law.
Just when you think you're having fun, along comes Debbie Downer. She's a person with an incessant need to bring down the collective mood and general ambience of a group-chill. Listen to her funny clips followed by a "wah waaah" with a straigh face.
Woody Allen's Manhattan is an exhilarating American romance set against the backdrop of New York in 1979. There are many fantastic lines along the story, with right doses of his typical bitter humor and romance... A Masterpiece!