random stuff

Just Because They Serve You... Doesn't Mean They Like You! I have gathered a nice collection of sound clips, enjoy. Some mature language.

Adult language! Fragile-egg-shell-minded people - stay out.

Ask an American to imitate an Italian speaking English, and most of the time you will get the sort of accent heard in American mafia movies. To an Italian ear, there are marked differences in regional accents, and some regional dialects are so different in pronunciation and vocabulary.

the shiat

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language. Hear the many uses of the F-word. Adult Language.

A parody of the blaxploitation movies of the 70's, this is perfect! Taking scenes from current films and goofing them up, parody flicks come off as lazy and, in the long run, forgettable. It not only has a lot of laughs, but I also felt that the movie essentially became a Blaxploitation within a half-hour into the movie. Adult Language!

Ace Ventura When Nature Calls is just as witty and hilarious as it's predessessor. This time our hero ventures into Africa to investigate a rare white bat and has to go up against a big game hunter and his henchmen who have stolen the bat.

Chuck Norris was a shining, testosterone-laden star of the movie screen. His movies had entertained millions looking for a good explosion or roundhouse kick. More of his clips here...

Here's Drum Loops. These are royalty free sounds you can use to create your own music.

Still football is known by Americans primarily as an American game. To the rest of the world, football is what Americans call soccer. From the NFC East teams here's an excellent addition to the literature on sport.

Project Vigilant, a government spy organization set up with members of Infragard where one loser (Neal Rauhauser) actually had plans to manipulate elections, terrorize citizens and overthrow the US Government.

Gilbert Gottfried is an American stand-up comedian and actor noted for his grating voice. Although he has a rather clean image on television and film, his stand up routines and appearances can be raunchy and racially explicit.

All audio files are those of the Clinton Heights Fire Dept. in East Greenbush, NY, recorded and released by the Town of East Greenbush Emergency Communication Center.

It's a fun soundboard that my idiot friends recorded me saying on a ventrilo server.

Jim Norton might not be known for his TV or film credits, but he's gained a reputation as one of the true originals working the comedy circuit. Listen to the clips of this funniest comedian alive and a favorite radio sidekick.

Former lawman Wyatt Earp, his two brothers & friend Doc Holliday settle in the town of Tombstone. They hope to have a financially successful & peaceful life, but soon come into conflict with the Cowboys, a band of outlaws led by the Clanton brothers.

EXPLOSIONS! LOTS OF ALLAHU AKBAR! GmothafuckingG!

Count von Count is a mysterious but friendly Sesame Street character. The Count bears a noticeable resemblance to Bela Lugosi as Dracula in voice and appearance, but the character has never been specifically labeled as a vampire.

Listen to these sample music clips from my favorite Romantic Movie of all time such as, Serendipity, My BestFriends Wedding and Up Close and Personal. Hope you'll love it too.

Conan conquered an empire with his sword. This is a story of a child sold into slavery, who grows into a man & seeks revenge against the warlord who massacred his tribe.

This is a soundboard containing over 100 Sol Rosenberg quotes. Good for prankcalling but you can probably think of more uses.

Listen to your favorite College Fight Songs at Soundboard.com.

idk

Batman raises the stakes in his war on crime. Dark Knight surely would be one of the most spectacular movie of the year! It is set to be release on July 2008. This was last film made by the late Heath Ledger who played the role of Joker.

Chi Long Qua, best DotA2 player this world has ever fucking seen

Tibia Soundboard by Decoy YouTube: www.youtube.com/user/CBDingen

Final Fantasy represents adventure, excitement, romance, and humor into a rich musical tapestry that transforms the series from just another piece of entertainment into a truly remarkable work of art.

Brilliant Best Picture of 1991 that never gets old. It is a powerful example of how great a movie can be when superb writers, directors, actors, and others work at the top of their craft. One of the most popular films ever made. It's creepy and exciting. Trust me, you'll love it. Adult language!

loads of random sounds

quotes i use when gaming

Hogan's Heroes was all about the antics of a bunch of war prisoners during World War II who could escape any time they wanted, but thought it better to use their status as prisoners to gain Germany's top secret information and blow up stuff along the way. It brought us some of the funniest characters to ever grace the television screen.

Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo from the South Park episode of the same name. Was he only Kyle's delusion or was he a messenger of holiday spirit and love !!???

Hes a pirate. Jack sparrow