Damn I'm annoying at work.

A soundboard containing phrases that are said by the legend himself Microsoft Sam, the default text-to-speech voice on Windows XP.

Dank Memes

One of Kubrick's most classic characters is Gny. Sgt. Hartman, the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket who tears his trainee's emotions to shreds to make them killers.

Believe me, your jokes will go off much better if you have some laughs to finish the punchline. We've included a drumroll and some applause for your joking convenience as well as some famous laughs and some kids laughs for clowns and stand up comics everywhere!

Replace your current email alert with a funny one! Now everytime you have new mail you can hear James Brown or a sexy chick. Ahhh Relief, all is good in the world again.

SpongeBob SqaurePants is an Emmy-nominated animated television series. It is one of the most watched shows on Nickelodeon! SpongeBob is a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea, in Bikini Bottom.

Turkeys make a vast array of sounds. Hear these primary vocalizations, each call carrying a unique message.

mlg sounds

Some of the best celebrity prank calls ever recorded as the Governator berates waitresses, receptionists and other innocent civilians.

Hilarious Dave Chappelle sound bites including Samuel Jackson, Rick James, Tyrone, Black Gallagher, some classic Half-Baked quotes and more. We miss you Dave.

Star Wars Sound Effects for RPG use

Raccoons are not domesticated but a very clever and intelligent animal. Their curiosity keeps them survive. Baby raccoons are called kits. They are usually active at night listen to some of the sounds they creAte while they were awake.

This is all the sounds I could find for the game Portal, includes sounds from GlaDOS and the sweet Turrets

Despicable Me Minions Soundboard. The Minions are small, yellow, cylindrical, creatures who have one or two eyes. Get funny and cool Minions sound. Minions 2015 movie music can be really funny.

Pikachu is widely considered the most popular Pokémon, largely because a Pikachu is a central character in the Pokémon anime series. Pikachu are small, mouse-like Pokémon that have short, yellow fur with brown markings covering their backs and parts of their tails.

The function of a car horn is to alert people to a potential danger related to a car. Listen to the various types of car horns.

Sounds from the Popular Brother duo Nintendo Game of the 80's

Mike Judge brought to life the two vile animated morons Beavis and Butthead on MTV. While they may be off the air now they will always live on in our hearts, if not our bungholes...

These women know what an orgasm feels like. An orgasm can differ from person to person, and from day to day. These are real ladies who have filmed themselves and allowed you into there secret world. With every vagina tickle to every sweet electrical rush through the whole body this is 100% REAL and Beautiful.

speeches from GLAdos,a chracter in Portal

Old Testament reading from the Bible

Heath Ledger played the psychotic bank robber known as the Joker in the new movie Batman - The Dark Knight. Check out his enigmatic sounds and clips here !

Funny sounds made by funny animals.

Bunny rabbits have been somewhat domesticated and are kept as pets. Rabbits can make all sorts of sounds and they can come out of nowhere. The only sound you really need to be concerned with is a high pitched awful sounding shrill or shriek.

The puma ( Puma concolor, or Felis concolor ) is a type of large cat found in North and South America. They are also called Mountain Lions and Cougar. The Florida Panther version is endangered. These big cats have been known to kill humans in some ca

Sirens and alarms are the standard audible warning sounds used by many. Hear these different sound clips!

Arnold Schwarzenegger is a former bodybuilder(Mr. Olympia), actor and an American politician, currently serving as the 38th Governor of California. Enjoy some of the best movie quotes from the "Terminator".

League of Legends sound files.

Are you familiar with the Inspiring Songs played during the opening of the Olympic Ceremony? Often the Olympics have specific theme songs that are sung by a singer of the host country for that big event. Lets hear some of them!

Rev up your engines! We got audio clips from the movie Talladega Nights here. Will Ferrell plays top NASCAR race car driver Ricky Bobby, the man who pisses excellence.

A fox is a medium sized canine with a bushy tail. By far the most common of the 27 species is the red fox, although some foxes can live in the arctic. Foxes have a kind of conversation that includes Gekkering, Barking, purring, and wailing.

All the (English) Pokémon Stadium Announcer voice clips.

Herbert The Pervert Soundboard

For weird music to chill, dance, workout, or just party

A regularly updated soundboard containing some of our favorite audio bites from the ever nutty Will Ferrell. Check back regularly.