Columbus from Zombieland
Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a young geek who has a lot of phobias about almost everything from clowns, to bathrooms, to checking the back seat of cars. Being alone and scared of the outside world has kept him alive. His new fear is being eaten by zombies. To survive, Columbus has begun making a long list of rules to survive. Adult Language.
by Eve Dy - 21 tracks
Rule #1- Cardio
United States of Zombieland
Columbus
A family
F_ _k this clown
I'm in Garland
Don't swing
Loner
Made to be broken
Makes him happy
My rules
Nut up or shut up
Rule 32
Rule #2- Double tap
Rule #3- Beware of bathrooms
Rule #4- Fasten your seatbelts
Safer with Tallahassee
Three-part apology
Welcome to Zombieland
Few non zombies left
No fear
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Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) is a young geek who has a lot of phobias about almost everything from clowns, to bathrooms, to checking the back seat of cars. Being alone and scared of the outside world has kept him alive. His new fear is being eaten by zombies. To survive, Columbus has begun making a long list of rules to survive. Adult Language.
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