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A daily newscast from The Onion's award-winning news team. The Onion bills itself as American's Finest News Source, though its brand of news is far from the real variety. Recent headlines include, God Checks Into Mayo Clinic For Routine Physical and Record Number Of Americans Settling For Sex At Home. Here are some clips anchored by Doyle Redland.
by Penny Modesto - 15 tracks
Selfish Scientists Won't Share New Findings
China Leaks Preemptive Apology
God Checks Into Mayo Clinic
Americans Settling For Sex At Home
Father's Ghost Still Neglects His Daughter
Kidnappers Running Out Of Fingers To Send
Auto Dealer Saving All The Good Cars
College Student Gradually Becomes Townie
Elk Majestically Tramples 3
Faith In God To Rough Questioning
Man Who Lost Leg
New 26-Foot Micro Marathon Hailed
New Line Of Paper Cookware
Peter Gallagher Once Again Named Man Of The Year
Space Station Crew Members
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A daily newscast from The Onion's award-winning news team. The Onion bills itself as American's Finest News Source, though its brand of news is far from the real variety. Recent headlines include, God Checks Into Mayo Clinic For Routine Physical and Record Number Of Americans Settling For Sex At Home. Here are some clips anchored by Doyle Redland.
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