by El Diablo - 96 tracks
Brad didn't really say these things...
few_houses_down
god_you_keep_interrupting_me
i_didnt_call_here_to_have_you_deny_everything
i_know_its_you
I_was_hoping_you_could_cut_it_out
im_trying_to_start_shit
it_smuges_up_the_windows
oh_it_had_to_be_you_im_sure_it_was_you
on_my_car_window
with_my_neighbors
you_dont_have_to_deny_it
you_keep_writing_things_on_car_window
you_shouldnt_be_coming_up_in_my_driveway_like_that
you_wrote_that_
CouldntYouBeBotheredToDoAGoodJob
CouldYouGetYourFamilyToDoABetterJobWithTheLights
DoesntTakeThatMuchEffortToPutUpAReallyGoodLightDisplay
GoToTheDamWalMart
ILiveOverOnGlenwoodRoad
ItSeemsLikeYouKindOfHalfAssedIt
ItsLikeTheyPutUpAFewLights
ItsLikeYouKnowTryHarderNextTime
ItsNotMeItsLikeTheEntireCityFeelsThatWay
KimLookIllComeCleanWithYea
LikeWhenChristmasIsOverGoToWalMartTheyHaveThemOnSaleTheLights
seemsLikeItMakesTheNiehborhoodLookLikeABunchOfHobos
whyDidntYouPutUpChristmasStuffThisYear
YeahButTheyLookGoodThoughRight
YouKnowWeDriveAroundTheCityLookingAtTheHouses
andIcanPay
borrow12boy4couplehours
coporateOffice
hey_going_to_fly_to_your_town_soon
iNeedToRentA12yo
payLikeAhundredBucks
whatAbout
youngLookingFreshFaceAdultUrmThatsNoGood
yeah yeah it might be best to ask her to leave
we got word from her pimp
they are not going to sit there and listen to my dumb music
the rest of your drinks for the night are free
sure
im gonna go pee
i dont know where this is going
i cant believe ive been doing this for over two hours now thats crazy
one of brad's favorite words when he is clearly fustrated: "GOD"
one of brad's favorite words when things aren't going well: "balls"
Boots and Boys
this is a live show right now
tried to trick me
that girls a trickster
tomorrows the real show though
so im calling from the corporate office and im giving you permission so thats okay
oh who did you page that you said that nobody responded to
oh she hungup what the hell
oh really
oh im calling from the corporate office with target here in minnesota
oh hi this is brad im calling from the corporate office with starbucks
jesus christ
its hopeless
im calling back
i think the store has been put on high alert
i didn't hear you i think your a big lier
crap!
could I have a customer thats in there right now come to the phone?
brad short laugh
in brad's fake voice: "oh is this the service desk?"
brad whispers WTF
brad says crap 7 times
brad laugh2
Brad Carter wants Ten Inches
arron camble
is that guy still there that put you on the phone
your calling me
yeah if I can talk to him on the phone
when I talk to him
that as your fault
that must be him then
your going to prison
she was sucker punched
oh hello is this the fitting room
oh can I have the fitting room please
is that guy still there that put you on the phone
im with the credit card company
im picking up the phone hello
im calling from the corporate office with the all indian cafe
hi I was trying to page a customer that was in there
he's with somebody
hello can I have a customer paged that is in there right now that is eating?
hello can I have a customer paged that is in there right now that is shopping?
hello
customer that in there can I have them paged?
could I talk to them on the phone
because of your phone call
and I am recording this call
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