Sexhavin Soundboard
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by Roy De Luca - 133 tracks
Greeting - Hello?
Greeting - Roy!
Greeting - Roy De Luca
Question - Who is this?
Statement - Ummm
Angry Statement - I've got a bone to pick with you
Set up - File a complaint
Statement - Employee
Statement - Employee 2
Statement - This is just how I talk now
Angry Statement - This is how I talk, faggot
Statement - I just wanna talk
Angry Question - Why did you call me?
Question - Do you have time to take a survey?
Set up - Can I ask you a question?
Set up - Can I ask you another question?
Question - What have you got to say about that?
Set up - My first question is...
Set up - Next question:
Question - White or a black?
Statement - I don't believe you
Question - Could I please speak to a white person?
Question - Man or a woman?
Statement - Eww
Statement - Eww 2
Question - Why?
Question - What?
Statement - Okay
Statement - Okay 2
Statement - Mmm
Statement - Yeah 1
Statement - Yeah 2
Statement - Yeah 3
Statement - Yep
Statement - I Guess
Statement - No
Angry Statement - No!
Statement - Well, uhhh
Insult - I don't care
Statement - Please
Statement - Sorry
Statement - I can't do that
Question - Are you American?
Statement - Hail Satan
Angry Question - What was that supposed to mean?
Angry Question - Seriously?
Angry Statement - Shut the fuck up
Angry Statement - Shut the fuck up 2
Statement - Oh, okay good
Statement - Nevermind
Angry Question - Why the fuck not?
Set up - I agree with you
Angry Question - Why in fuck's cunt?
Question - Could you please repeat that?
Insult - Is there a point to this?
Angry Statement - You're starting to piss me off
Question - Chipotle
Question - Asshairs
Question - Ready for Christmas
Question - Humped your wife
Question - Why are blacks allowed to vote?
Question - Is this part over yet?
Question - Where the hell would I find that?
Question - How much is that gonna cost me?
Question - Can we talk about something else?
Statement - I have an idea for a greeting card
Set up - It's gonna say..
Statement - Talk about Jesus
Statement - Garage door
Statement - 50 dollars
Statement - 12
Statement - You're welcome
Set up - Oh, by the way...
Statement - I Farted
Statement - It was weird!
Statement - On Thursday!
Statement - I want a handjob
Statement - I'd like it as soon as possible
Statement - Mayonaisse Monster!
Statement - A beer a day...
Angry Statement - I'm always angry
Statement - Slow down
Statement - My car won't start
Statement - Cousin Rico
Statement - Don't queef in the spinach dip!
Statement - Strange feeling
Set up - I'm only gonna say this once
Statement - Pope
Statement - I know I am!
Statement - Garbage Disposal
Statement - I need a new XBox
Statement - Tomahawk
Statement - Skyrim 1
Statement - Skyrim 2
Angry Statement - Let me think for a minute!
Angry Question - What did you just call me?
Angry Statement - I play hardball
Angry Statement - Fuck (long)
Angry Statement - Fuck (medium)
Angry Statement - Fuck (short)
Angry Statement - Masturbate!
Angry Statement - Masturbate furiously!
Angry Statement - Masturbate at Sea World
Angry Statement - My brutality knows no bounds
Angry Statement - It's brutal!
Angry Statement - Because I fucking said so!
Angry Statement - Makes me think about violence
Angry Statement - Take this fuckstick
Angry Statement - Bullshit!
Angry Statement - Roar!
Angry Statement - Orrrrgh!
Insult - They should be neutered
Insult - Ballpark frank
Set up - I've been wanting to tell you something..
Insult - You are the stupidest bitch
Insult - You should be ashamed
Insult - You are pathetic!
Insult - He's a faggot
Insult - You're a faggot
Insult - Gay!
Insult - I'm going to fuck you with a shovel!
Insult - Delousing your pubes
Insult - You sound like you weigh a ton
Insult - Good one, fatty
Insult - Your mom
Set up - I have a confession to make
Set up - Look here, bro...
Set up - I guess the old saying is true...
Statement - This conversation
Statement - A huge boner
Statement - I'll let you go now
Statement - I'll call you real soon
Statement - Bye Bye
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Need Roy to take care of a few phone calls for you? Need a nice Sexhavin sound effect/quote to put the cherry on top of a class PowerPoint presentation? Well sweet titties! You're in luck! Roy has graciously uploaded some sound bites from both Sexhavin songs AND independent sources in Roy's arsenal. Use this wisely.
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