Bender Soundboard
Bender is an alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler robot in the animated television series Futurama. Bender is shown throughout the series as having the secret desire to be a folk musician, he teams up with Beck to fulfill this desire, becoming a folk legend to other broken robots.
by Penny Modesto - 54 tracks
***INTRODUCTION***
Hello
Got it
I'm Bender
Hello peasants
Lies and slander
My name is Coilette
No thanks
OMG
Pleasure to meet you
Terrible shame that
Thank you
Whoooh hew
You gotta help me
You kiddin'
***QUESTIONS***
Are you kidding
Can't you see I'm using the toilet
So it's a cake you want
Wanna kill all humans
What am I gonna do
What prize do I get cash
What you gonna do
What's the rent on one
***STATEMENT***
Bodies are for hookers
Can't hear anything
Great now you tell me
Hey, here's an idea
I have all the money
I'm gonna go kill my self
I've had it up to here
Let's go get drunk
Listen buddy, I'm in a hurry
Nothing a lawsuit won't cure
Rich get richer
So beautiful
This place has class
***INSULTS***
Compare your lives to mine
Don't make me kick your neck
Dream on skintube
Ever been beaten up by a guy
in your face
looks like your neck
Lousy stinky rip off
Maybe if you clean up first
Right now, I feel sorry for you
So long coffin stuffers
That dirty bastard
These will teach those
Watch me poor man
Would you kindly shut your...
You got it genius
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Bender is an alcoholic, whore-mongering, chain-smoking gambler robot in the animated television series Futurama. Bender is shown throughout the series as having the secret desire to be a folk musician, he teams up with Beck to fulfill this desire, becoming a folk legend to other broken robots.
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