Michael Rosen is a writer for children's books. Most people know him for his ridiculous YouTube videos in which he acts out his stories and the vast number of YouTube Poops made from them.

Stone cold Pimp Obama clips here. The baddest mofo around rustlin cattle and keepin the steets filled with all kinds of sweet pie baby. Do you smell what Barack the pimp is cooking? I think you do. Adult language parody. Many clips are edited and not what he actually said.

REPORT THE FAULT! IT'S A FAULT ON THE LINE!

OH GOD! NATURAL LIGHT!

This one is freaking hilarious, no doubt! I like when he talks about the sex act. Chris Hansen is an awesome man!

A recipient of calls from the Brendan chase by a very well respected gentleman. Featuring her famous "F*** OFF!" line

this is my first soundboard so if you dont think its good then make a better one ya prick!

Obama is the first African American to be nominated by a major political party for president. Check out these clips.

I DID IT FOR TEH LULZ

Hai!! :3 my first board ever, I'm so happy!! Use this for your Patrick Star, prank-calling needs!

Now then, as it happens, this soundboard contains over 150 Savile soundbites for use in prank calls. Especially useful for when calling BBC TV Licensing, because they understand the Savile dialect, you see. I will add more soundbites as time goes on. UghUghUghUgh

Another collection of funny celebrity prank calls. Adult Language!

This is A&S Roofing for the people who say it isn't. Quality Guttering is also A&S Roofing those two businesses are both owned by Tom and both of those businesses are done within the same office. Adult language!

From sexy quizno oven commercial

Meet Mikimouse

Next to the Sarah Palin prank from last year this is probably the second most succesful prank of all time! Employees are instructed to evacuate, disrobe and more. Not fake, it actually made the news. Do not try this at home!

Charlie Wong

Richard and Sal from the Howard Stern Show!