by Jason Beaver - 58 tracks
I've got balls of steel
Balls of steel
Balls
Steel
Have A Taste of My Ball
Looks Like You're F'd
I'm Gonna Kill You Old Style
You Can See My D*ck From Here
I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker
You're an inspiration for birth control
I oughta break a broomhandle off in your ass
Damn, you're ugly
You're gonna die for that
Rest in pieces
Wasted!
I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch!
Blow it out your ass!
Yippie kai-ay mother f***er!
Don't get your panties all in a bunch
Who wants some?
Come get some!
This is KTIT...
Damn, that was annoying.
Damn, I'm good.
Quit wasting my time
My name's Duke Nukem
This really pisses me off
You're pissin me off
Now I'm really pissed off
Get back to work, you slacker!
Looks like it's time for me to go postal
I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck
Go ahead, make my day
I'm gonna get medieval on your asses
Don't have time to play with myself
See you in hell
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...
You guys suck
Hail to the king, baby!
I like big guns...
It's my way or...
Shit happens
*sniff* Something smells rotten...
Die, you S.O.B.!
Eat shit and die
Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
My gun's bigger than yours
Say hello to my little friend
Get that crap outta here
Game over!
Son of a bitch!
Ooooh, that's gotta hurt.
Holy cow
Holy shit!
Let God sort 'em out!
What, there's only one of you?
It hurts to be you
You talkin to me?
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This is the ultimate Duke Nukem soundboard, with new stuff added as I find it. All of the classic one liners with a few extras! There have been new tracks added. If you only see 41, clear your browser cache!
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Everettleeclark • 4 months ago -
Son of a bitch. 54
Replyballsballsballs • 9 months ago -
balls of steel
ReplyJason Beaver • 1 year ago -
The 404 error is a technical issue on this site. The sounds are there, but the download mechanism is broken.
Replystorm pillis • 1 year ago -
ive got balls of steel... balls of steel... balls... steel...
Reply12345 INSANO • 1 year ago -
hi
ReplyMJXXXGOAT306 • 1 year ago -
hi broooo
Replydfhjui fjfai • 2 years ago -
penis
ReplySoloh gee • 2 years ago -
Dear I will adce you to get
ReplyLogan Hoose • 3 years ago -
Yea uh
ReplyMark S Jensen • 3 years ago -
Fix so we can download them
ReplyJames Everett Ellis • 3 years ago -
Every single track gives a 404 not found when attempting to download.
ReplyGeorge Costanza • 6 years ago -
What about "Lola, is that you?"
ReplyRyan Walker • 7 years ago -
are these taken directly from the game files?
ReplyTheTrueParias • 7 years ago -
Jon St. John = Best voice actor
ReplyJohn Smith • 7 years ago -
Ventrillo harssement was made on this soundboard. EPIC !
ReplySPANGLER the Deplorable • 7 years ago -
SHADOW WARRIOR !!!
ReplyDarryl Perry • 8 years ago -
It would be nice to include many of the sound effects.
ReplyJociah Kautz • 8 years ago -
COME AT ME BRU!
Replydzandra • 8 years ago -
thx
ReplyTimothex Apollyon • 8 years ago -
Hmm...
ReplyAlex Palmer • 9 years ago -
my name jeff
ReplyMJXXXGOAT306 • 1 year ago -
lier shut up
ReplyKrystel • 9 years ago -
test
Replydoozledorf • 9 years ago -
would be nice to include all the duke carribean quotes, lots of others are missed too
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