Mr. Slave, voiced by John Nancy Hansen, is a character in the series South Park. He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery. Listen to his catchphrases here! Adult Language.

Listen to Scotty try to save the ship!

This is a soundboard featuring quotes from the TV show "The Tick" (not the cartoon but the camera filmed, adult-themed tv show featuring Patrick Warburton as The Tick)

Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's Counselor. He's always trying to figure out what's wrong with all the kids in South Park. He always reminds us all how bad drugs are, over and over again.

Skeletor is the main villain in the cartoon, comic, and action figure series "Masters of the Universe". He had glowing yellow skull covered by a purple hood and blue muscled skin. Skeletor seeks to conquer Castle Grayskull so he can learn its ancient secrets, which would make him unstoppable and enable him to conquer and rule all of Eternia.

Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast and talk with a stereotypical Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero and a white shirt and pants.

Fans of the Howard Stern show have probably heard bits involving Wendy the Retard, she's a local woman who seems willing to subject herself to countless indignities. Check this out! Adult language!

Han Solo is a superb smuggler with a skepticism and a reckless disposition portrayed by Harrison Ford who pilots the Millennium Falcon .He worked with Chewbacca the Wookiee warrior and became close with Luke and fell in love with Princess Leia.

Star trek theme songs from the many tv series and films. Enjoy trekkies! See you at the star trek convention.

If you wanted to know what the future would be like,The Jetsons was the show to watch. Truly a classic tv series from the 60's. The Jetsons had the humor and cleverness of the Flintstones. Originality and futurism is the big strenght of this animated show.

Excuses and explanations from the guys who got busted on Dateline NBC's To catch a predator show.

First off ladies, if Duffman from the Simpsons revs your engine you should know he is in a stable, long-term homosexual relationship. With that out of the way, it's Duffman ! Are you ready to get duffed? OH YEAH !

This Tv comedy is about a group of six friends living in the Manhattan borough of New York City.The show won numerous awards during its run.Also an Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series,& 6 consecutive People's Choice Awards for Favorite Tv Comedy

This Tv Sitcom comedy is about Tim Taylor, the host of a Detroit, Michigan television program about tools, who raises his dysfunctional family.Jillian "Jill" Taylor is Tim's wife who wants to be a psychiatrist.

The Sopranos Italian Mob tv series has spawned 6 seasons and here are some of the most memorable highlights in audio clips from the show. Adult Language.

Clips of Stewie

Dr. Sheldon Cooper (Jim Parsons) on CBS' "The Big Bang Theory," is a theoretical physicist, possessing a master's degree, two Ph.D.s, and an IQ of 187. He exhibits a strict adherence to routine, a lack of understanding of irony, sarcasm and humor, and a complete lack of humility; these characteristics are the main sources of his character's humor.

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