Bob Ross quotes (in progress)

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Bob Uecker is the play-by-play man Harry Doyle, now relegated to the minors as announcer for the Buzz. Uecker reprises the role he created in Major League and Major League II. He has won numerous awards as a play-by-play announcer for the Milwaukee Brewers. His ability to laugh at himself have made him a favorite sportcaster. Adult language!

The musical genius of Will Ferrell.

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Rosa Louise McCauley Parks (February 4, 1913 October 24, 2005) was an African American civil rights activist and seamstress whom the U.S. Congress dubbed the "Mother of the Modern-Day Civil Rights Movement"

The reality TV personality and socialite Kim Kardashian clearly likes attention. She is fine and she has a bangin body and a sexy voice. Download her voice ringers here to your mobile phones and let her be heard by your friends as if Kim is with you. CARRY ON BABE! Mature Language.

Artie Lange can be heard daily on the nationally syndicated The Howard Stern Radio Show. He's one of the favorite members of the show during his now six-year stint as Jackie Martling's replacement. Listen now to his voice. Adult Language!

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Former actor and now anti-gay activist George Takei's hilarious response to bully Clint McCance, former Arkansas school board member who called for gay teens to kill themselves. I think this was the most epic use of the word "douchebag" I've heard in a long time... For added fun, sprinkled in are some comments by Takei about William Shatner.

Mc Hammer is the greatest rapper in the history of the US. He influenced the music industry as well as pop culture catch phrases and slang. He became a preacher during the late 1990s and as of 2008 works as a co-initiator of a dance website, television show host and CEO, still performing occasionally at concerts and other functions.

Ryan Seacrest audio clips mostly from the movie Knocked Up. He goes on a hilarious celebrity rant about Jessica Simpson. Also lots of shorter clips good for calls. Adult Language.

Don Knotts is a comedic genius. His physical comedy is unparallelled. Knotts' geekiness was comfortably comical, even lovable, and always fitting. In the handful of movies he made between 1964 and 1971, Knotts similarly was chained to cinematic conventions geared to the needs of kids. Thank you for a whole lot of laughs Don Knotts!

Handsome, graceful, and athletic, Patrick Swayze hit the peak of his career during the late '80s as the star of such blockbusters as Dirty Dancing and Ghost. Listen to his clips from his great films.

Bob is best known for his legendary hosting duties on daytime television staple The Price Is Right.He had been the host of this longest running game show for 35 years. He is also known for his animal rights work which includes reminding his viewers to help control the pet population, have your pet spayed or neutured at the end of his show.

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Short audio clips of Ryan Seacrest here perfect for calls. The host of American Idol asserts himself, gets catty, sings, does gay jokes and more in these sounds. Adult Language.