My voice acting demos for possible clients and your enjoyment

Listen to these commercial clips from the leading provider of consumer credit monitoring products.

A soundboard from Harder,Better,Faster,Stronger by Daft Punk. I used the sound bits From Idaft PSP.

These are pretty much all quotes of Michael Moore being really pissed off. Short one liners for prank lovers are also included.

Why does he call me only when he wants sex? The answer is simple: youve become his booty call. A booty call is someone that you use for sex. Booty call sex is straight forward; it is no strings attached and purely physical. If you are going to have one, make sure emotions dont come into play. Adult Language.

This guy is so awesome! If the shamwow didn't sell itself, this guy would do it!

A Chia Pet is a novelty plant created by Joseph Enterprises. Chia Pets have been a staple of infomercials for years. The terra cotta figures, ranging in shape from lambs to US president, grow a fluffy green coat when watered regularly. They carry the most popular Chia Pets all year around and you can find them on sale most of the time. Ch-Ch-Chia..

This is NOT my girlfriend! These audio recordings appeared on the Internet way back in 2001. Eventually the author moved on and the site went down. It was captured for posterity and reproduced at http://scherle.com/psychoexgirlfriend/voicemails.html without passing judgement on it. Adult language!

Trash Talking alien voice bits done by me from Metal Balls 3 Rise of the KND a inde Metal Slug parody and "coming soon" Kids Next Door voice bits(3 and 1) and more Alien bits. You can use these for prank calls and vent harassment but they can be used for other stuff too. If you got questions IM me on my YT channel.

Let us feel the spirit of Christmas with these unforgettable Coca Cola Christmas jingles...

Walter Leland Cronkite, Jr. (b. November 4, 1916) is a now-retired American broadcast journalist, best known as anchorman for the CBS Evening News (1963-81).He entered broadcasting as a radio announcer for WKY in Oklahoma City.

A proto sounboard.

Listen to some more one liner stupid qoutes and funny insults as well from television. Adult Language

Some of the best lines from our friends in the Magical Forest behind Camp Covecrest!

A Public Service Announcement (PSA) is usually transmitted electronically, via radio or television in a short spot of ten to sixty seconds. A typical PSA is part of a public awareness campaign to inform or educate the public about an issue.

Listen to this collection of funny robot songs that will surely make your day!

Check some of these rude one liners from several movies! Adult Language