All the sounds you'll need to bother your coworkers!

More percussion breaks and loops for sampling fanatics and hip hop and rap mix artists.

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Funny sounds that entertain elementary school students as well as those of us whose sense of humor has regressed to their level

Listen,enjoy and grab some of the great TV theme ringtones and real tones into your mobile phones.

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Quality samples forming your essential Indian Percussion Kit. Rare hard to find authentic sounds for music producers, djs or your own song creations. Sampled at 44.1 KHZ Stereo for use in your music production software of choice.

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The timpani is often called a kettledrum because it is shaped like a kettle. The timpani has a large copper or fiberglass shell with a single drumhead. It also has a pedal mechanism which allows the musician to adjust the tension of the drumhead, thereby tuning the drum to different pitches. Timpani are most often played in pairs or groups of four.

Sound fix for pathfinder and d&d 5e

A popular alteration to personal computer systems is to have them announce the arrival of fresh email in the ol inbox in a funny manner. More to come!!!

The Kurzweil K2000 is a programmable synthesizer by Kurzweil Music Systems. The K2000 features a technology dubbed V.A.S.T. it's variable in that the user can choose different signal paths, which contain different DSP functions, for use in shaping a sound. This instrument have been used by Pink Floyd, Duran Duran, Massive Attack and Vangelis

You can pretty much program anything on a K2000. Even if you don't have the sampling option installed, you can still load samples if you want to go that route. Kurzweil seem to be specialized in phat sounds, when you hear them you will fall over and cry out of joy, without question the Kurzweil is by far superior.

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Kazoos are one of the easiest instruments to play; even the design is fairly simple. It creates a buzzing sound when a person hums into it. There is nothing on this instrument that will help to change the pitch or the sound; this is done by the person humming into it. The kazoo is even played professionally in comedy music and in jug bands.