Brock Samson is the family body guard on the incredible cartoon known as The Venture Bros. Brock Samson is voiced by Patrick Warburton and is possibly the greatest killing machine ever born and he does it all without guns. They're too impersonal.

Brian has lived with the Griffin family since Peter picked him up as a stray. Peter is his best friend, despite Brian's superior intelligence. Seth MacFarlane has once described Brian as a dog who has a wit as dry as the martinis he drinks. Brian is often the voice of reason in the family, often reminding Peter how stupid or corrupt his ideas are.

Bianca Ryan is a singer from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania who is a finalist on NBC's America's Got Talent. When she auditioned she sang Jennifer Holliday's , And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going, surprising the crowd and the judges with her impressive voice, unusual for an 11-year old child. Bianca went on to win the million dollar finale.

The Drew Carey Show was aired on ABC from 1995 to 2004 and was known for its everyman characters and themes. This is one funny sitcom! Drew Carey and his co-stars have an ingenious sense of comic timing. The show was created by Drew Carey, who had both stand-up comedy and writing experience.

For all of you singles who daydream of meeting a millionaire, there's hope yet. Here's some friendly tips from Patti Stanger who's into pairing pretty women with wealthy guys.

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Derek Morgan, played by Shemar Moore is the man's man of the team in the TV series Criminal Minds. He specializes in crimes pertaining to obsession and also has a very wide knowledge of explosives from his days on the bomb squad.

Cute Quotes from America's cutest kids! Original hosted by Bill Cosby. Sit back and enjoy the sounds and of course the Jello pudding.

Here are some funny clips of Jay Sherman's(voice acted by Jon Lovitz) Wake-up Call from different opening sequences of the series The Critic.

More Crap is the ninth episode of the eleventh season of South Park. Randy's constipation turns into a world record. His huge crap made him the new world champion of poops and beat the previous record holder - Bono.

Duckman aired in the mid 90's on USA's Up All Night. The TV show was a cartoon/comedy series about a private detective who was pretty hard to like. He was rude and not too bright but luckily his sidekick "Cornfed Pig" helped lead him in the proper direction to solve their cases.

Grace lays down some funny audio quotes from the Will & Grace tv show. One of the wittiest comedies on the tube. Grace of course was played by actress Debra Messing, who was a fag hag of sorts to roomate Will.

This inventive half-hour series is seen through the eyes of Malcolm played by Frankie Muniz, a regular high school kid trying to navigate his way through life despite the various obstacles thrown in his way. Although Malcolm has a genius IQ, he can't seem to make sense of the opposite sex, much less his embarrassing family. Fantastic show!

Daisy Duke is a character, played by Catherine Bach, from the TV series. The Dukes of Hazzard. She was the cousin of Bo and Luke Duke, the bad boys of the show. Daisy would become involved in the Dukes car chases. She worked at Boars Nest.

Lt. James Jim Ron Dangle, played by Thomas Lennon, is the highest-ranking deputy on Comedy Centrals COPS parody Reno 911! He is always seen wearing his trademark shorts which might be better described as hot pants which he wears for mobility.

Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and the Peanuts gang have their hopes for the day.Unfortunately, none of their plans work out.

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