Randy Marsh is the geologist father of Stan Marsh in the very popular cartoon series, South Park. He is prone to dramatics and emotional outbursts, which are often fueled by his sometimes excessive beer drinking. He is voiced by Trey Parker. Check this out... Randy is the Man!

Lazy stoner Dale Denton(Seth Rogen) has only one reason to visit his equally lazy dealer Saul Silver(James Franco): to purchase weed, specifically, a rare new strain called Pineapple Express. But when Dale becomes the only witness to a murder he panics and dumps his roach of Pineapple Express at the scene. Adult Language.

A werewolf in folklore is a person who shapeshifts into a wolf or wolflike creature. Hear audio clips from famous werewolf movies.

The latest top searched meme on the interwebs is a teenage girl who has a foul mouth and rants against her youtube and stickam haters. Jessi Slaughter (not her real name) dishes it out in this soundboard full of quotes from a scene girl wannabee out of control. The drama that follows is epic. ADULT LANGUAGE.

Llamas are camel-like animals but they don't have humps. The groaning noises they make is often a sign of fear, and gargling when sexually aroused. Listen to the other sounds as a form of their communication.

Doctor John Zoidberg, is a fictional lobster-like alien who works as the company doctor for Planet Express in the television series Futurama. Listen to the clips of this sadsack loser who couldn't even find a mate during mating season.

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The Gangsta Girl is a very angry woman who was prank called by rapper ODB. Adult Language.

Who could forget Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa, and Po. They are known as "The Teletubbies", a children TV sries who has lots of fun activities for kids. Enjoy some of the Teletubbies Sound Clips I have here.

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This is a great mix of sound clips for radio shows. Everything from political clips with George Bush movies like Anchorman.

During the years that Hillary Clinton served as first lady, she became a symbol of America's human face and the values we cherish as a people. She has the ability to remain calm in campaign combat. Yet, she also knows how to listen to the people.

the Muppet Show features puppet characters namely Kermit, Ms. Piggie, Fozzie, Dr. Teeth and Floyd, Scooter and Bunsen. It is a song and dance variety show in a music hall. I gathered here some audio clips from your favorite muppets.

Mr. Slave, voiced by John Nancy Hansen, is a character in the series South Park. He was the homosexual lover of Herbert Garrison, and his teaching aid before the latter had sex reassignment surgery. Listen to his catchphrases here! Adult Language.

Classic Steven Spielberg sci fi movie about man's contact with aliens from outer space. He said "I really found my faith when I heard that the Government was opposed to the film."

The largest of living primates found mostly in the jungles of Africa. Also, the next closest living relative to humans after the two chimpanzee species.

Locusts are related to grasshoppers and the two insects look similar. Hear the clacks and buzzes of these two insects in flight. This is the sound of their flight, which you will probably find familiar.

This is a soundboard featuring quotes from the TV show "The Tick" (not the cartoon but the camera filmed, adult-themed tv show featuring Patrick Warburton as The Tick)

Fall for the beauty of the Mexican accent with it's cantering rhythm and plaintive rising and falling.

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This movie is about a cop played by Arnold Schwarzenegger who tries to find a Criminals ex wife as a witness and ends up being a Kindergarten teacher, who brings a lot of goodness to the community. Check this out!

I double dare you to tell me that when you hear the names Cheech and Chong you dont smile, chuckle and recall a funny, hazy moment in your life. Richard Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong created memorable and iconic characters that still resonate with fans today. Adult Language

Sound clips of The Addams Family, an extended family consisting of Gomez, Morticia, Pugsley, Wednesday, Uncle Fester, and Grandmama. A freaky and wealthy family who please in all unnatural never really conscious that they so scary.

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Steve Irwin (1962-2006) was an Australian conservationist and animal expert loved around the world. His international wildlife tv show and zoo in Queensland Australia bring people closer to the natural world.

Audio Clips from the Movie Cars.

Sheeps are closely related to goat antelopes. They are also one of the many animals that gives economic importance to different countries. Hear they bleat and baa...

On December 31, 2006, TVLAND counted down the 100 Greatest TV Quotes and Catchphrases. See if you remember the top 20.

A scary movie, television show, advertisement or video game is only as frightening as its sound effects. Here are some realistic scary sound effects that can captivate an audience.

So funny he deserves his own soundboard. Steve Stifler, the Stifmeister, makes all the American Pie movies consistently funny. Enjoy f*ckers!

Listen to Scotty try to save the ship!

Listen and learn from my selection of famous inspirational and motivational quotes from achievement to willpower.

Enjoy relentless insults and farts in your general direction courtesy of the taunting French guard. John Cleese played him in Monty Python's the Holy Grail movie.

I use these to announce / DJ school sporting events.

Clips from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory, an Academy Award-nominated influential 1971 motion picture based on the 1964 children's book Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.In 2005 another film adaptation of the novel was released, titled C