Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's Counselor. He's always trying to figure out what's wrong with all the kids in South Park. He always reminds us all how bad drugs are, over and over again.

Skeletor is the main villain in the cartoon, comic, and action figure series "Masters of the Universe". He had glowing yellow skull covered by a purple hood and blue muscled skin. Skeletor seeks to conquer Castle Grayskull so he can learn its ancient secrets, which would make him unstoppable and enable him to conquer and rule all of Eternia.

Koala is the only mammal which can survive on a diet of eucalyptus leaves. Koalas prefer to move around just after sunset spending daytimes asleep in the fork of a tree. Come let's listen to them while they were awake...

Funny movie about a fraternity of sex starved nerds. Some adult language.

I was tired of searching for a good soundboard to use at a hockey game, so I decided to add one for all to share - once i'm done with this I'll bet you this will be the BEST hockey soundboard on the net!!! Prove me wrong please!!!

Sound clips of the fastest land animal on Earth Cheetah, a typical member of the cat family that hunts by sight and speed rather than by stealth.

Magellan wanted a soundboard of his and Allen's favorite comedy clips, so Allen provided. This list will be updated as necessary.

Fallout 3 might be one of the most-anticipated games in recent memory, and for good reason. The game is epically massive, and finding everything on your own will be a daunting task indeed.

Dirty Harry is a 1971 film directed by Don Siegel, the first of the series. Clint Eastwood plays the title role, in his first outing as San Francisco Police Department inspector "Dirty Harry" Callahan.

Theres just so much for coaches to be pissed off about, the media, the players, and above all, losing. Mature Language.

Han Solo is a superb smuggler with a skepticism and a reckless disposition portrayed by Harrison Ford who pilots the Millennium Falcon .He worked with Chewbacca the Wookiee warrior and became close with Luke and fell in love with Princess Leia.

Star trek theme songs from the many tv series and films. Enjoy trekkies! See you at the star trek convention.

Clips from television

If you wanted to know what the future would be like,The Jetsons was the show to watch. Truly a classic tv series from the 60's. The Jetsons had the humor and cleverness of the Flintstones. Originality and futurism is the big strenght of this animated show.

Various Songs and Sounds from the Original Boxing Game.

Kotal Kahn's dialogue in the game Mortal Kombat X. Voice actor: Phil LaMarr

Some war and weapon-related audio samples

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Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast and talk with a stereotypical Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero and a white shirt and pants.

Just for me and my friends.

Fans of the Howard Stern show have probably heard bits involving Wendy the Retard, she's a local woman who seems willing to subject herself to countless indignities. Check this out! Adult language!

Kerpals prank calls to a house accusing Abtars daughter of kicking his dog. Adult language

College Basketball Game

These are royalty free loops you can use for your music. The name of the creator is Birkan Ozkan.

Suck it

Britain has a ridiculous amount of different accents, in some areas people can tell which village someone who lives nearby is from by listening to them speak and each has their own distinct stereotypes. Have fun listening to my favorite accent.

A soundboard that contains random characters from various franchises.

Play these in your haunted house or just to get you in the Halloween mood.

A soundboard of the noises, quotes and phrases of James Isaacs XD.

Need Roy to take care of a few phone calls for you? Need a nice Sexhavin sound effect/quote to put the cherry on top of a class PowerPoint presentation? Well sweet titties! You're in luck! Roy has graciously uploaded some sound bites from both Sexhavin songs AND independent sources in Roy's arsenal. Use this wisely.

Excuses and explanations from the guys who got busted on Dateline NBC's To catch a predator show.

These are some Captain Falcon voice clips from Super Smash Bros.Brawl... I hope you enjoy them!

First off ladies, if Duffman from the Simpsons revs your engine you should know he is in a stable, long-term homosexual relationship. With that out of the way, it's Duffman ! Are you ready to get duffed? OH YEAH !

A car engine is one of the most amazing machines we use on a daily basis. Listen to the most most glorious sounding engine from any car of any era.

Stadium Sports Music is located in Vancouver, Canada and has been producing high quality organ music suitable for baseball and hockey games for over ten years. Exceptional sounding productions have established Stadium as a popular source for music.

This Tv comedy is about a group of six friends living in the Manhattan borough of New York City.The show won numerous awards during its run.Also an Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series,& 6 consecutive People's Choice Awards for Favorite Tv Comedy