Fat Bastard Sound Board
Fat Bastard is a character in the 2nd and 3rd films in the Austin Powers series. A obese professional gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland. Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers. He is played by Mike Myers.
by Brett Molstad - 54 tracks
                                    I got a crap on deck
                                
                                
                            
                                    Ive got a turtle head poking out
                                
                                
                            
                                    Sorry I farted
                                
                                
                            
                                    Im gonna eat you
                                
                                
                            
                                    Im higher on the food chain
                                
                                
                            
                                    Get in my belly
                                
                                
                            
                                    Baby Back Ribs
                                
                                
                            
                                    Im Dead sexy
                                
                                
                            
                                    Once youve had fat
                                
                                
                            
                                    Not happy speech
                                
                                
                            
                                    Ive had Bigger
                                
                                
                            
                                    Wheres my money
                                
                                
                            
                                    Creepy Laugh
                                
                                
                            
                                    I wanna look at your ass
                                
                                
                            
                                    Ive got bigger titties than you
                                
                                
                            
                                    Dr Evil
                                
                                
                            
                                    Do you fancy another go
                                
                                
                            
                                    Night of hot sex
                                
                                
                            
                                    Im Sexy YOU were crap
                                
                                
                            
                                    Ewwwwww
                                
                                
                            
                                    First things first
                                
                                
                            
                                    Frisky Are we
                                
                                
                            
                                    He kind of looks like a baby
                                
                                
                            
                                    Here Baby
                                
                                
                            
                                    Hes Tiny
                                
                                
                            
                                    Creepy Laugh 2
                                
                                
                            
                                    I havent seen my willie
                                
                                
                            
                                    Im getting all emotional from it
                                
                                
                            
                                    Im Not kidding
                                
                                
                            
                                    Im rich and dead sexy
                                
                                
                            
                                    Its a long road ahead
                                
                                
                            
                                    ive got your mojo now
                                
                                
                            
                                    Let me make u a deal
                                
                                
                            
                                    Lick
                                
                                
                            
                                    Look at my sexy body
                                
                                
                            
                                    Mommy Daddy Button
                                
                                
                            
                                    Oh Yeah
                                
                                
                            
                                    Oh
                                
                                
                            
                                    Pinetree
                                
                                
                            
                                    Playing with his nipples
                                
                                
                            
                                    Singing Sexy Man
                                
                                
                            
                                    Sloppy Seconds
                                
                                
                            
                                    Special Delivery
                                
                                
                            
                                    Surprise Surprise
                                
                                
                            
                                    Surprise Surprise 2
                                
                                
                            
                                    Thats a stupid question
                                
                                
                            
                                    Wait a minute
                                
                                
                            
                                    Wheres your shitter
                                
                                
                            
                                    Would you like some chicken
                                
                                
                            
                                    Yeah
                                
                                
                            
                                    your lucky wee man
                                
                                
                            
                                    Your prettier
                                
                                
                            
                                    Gonna Start a Fire
                                
                                
                            
                                    Get In My Belly 
                                
                                
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Fat Bastard is a character in the 2nd and 3rd films in the Austin Powers series. A obese professional gardener and henchman hailing from Scotland. Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to defeat Austin Powers. He is played by Mike Myers.
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