Jack Nicholson's (Jack n a Box) Voice Soundboard
Now you have the cool smooth voice of Jack Nicholson to use as your own. Use it to Prank Your friends or family. High Quality Sounding board, Download any jack sound to make your own customized board suited for your prank call needs. injoy and Have Fun!!!
by steve pessanha - 207 tracks
Well Hello!
How are you doing?
Might i have your first name?
Do you know who I am?
Col.Nathan R. Jessep (long)
Col.Nathan R. Jessep (short)
My name is Warren R Schmidt
My name is Warren R Schmidt and I'm your new fo
Warren R Schmidt
I Own the place
Everybody works for me!
When you hear what happed
I have some good news
I'm going to need you to listen
I'm going to need you to listen#2
I'm going to need you to listen#3
'm going to need you to listen#4
I'm going to need you to listen#5
Sarcasim is anger's ungly cosin
I'm a pretty good guy
Temper is the one thing
Short laugh
Watch your mouth!
Yes!
No!
I Beg Your Pardon!
What!
Thank you!
Thats right!
Absolutely!
Yes I Do!
This is ridiculous!
I Don't know!
O.K!
What the F@#k
You want answers!
You can't handle the truth!
Are we clear#1
Are we clear#2
Are these the questions i was called hear
You have to ask me nice#1
You have to ask me nice#2
For christ sake!
Don't i feel like the f@#kin asshole!
What i do want!
I'll Answer the Question!
My answer is!
i'm a fair guy!
I want to know what were going to do about this?
extend me some f@#king courtesy!
You snotty little bastard!
I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans!
Did you ever serve#1
Did you ever serve#2
Did you ever serve#3
Did you ever serve#4
Son we live in a world
Son we live in a world#2
Son we live in a world#3
Son we live in a world#4
You will address me as col. or sir
were not going to have problems are we?
Do you really want the love of your Life?
Do you got a girl friend?
well well well!!
I'm sorry i was so rude before
Goosfrabba
Goosfrabba#2
Goosfrabba#3
Did you ever think about going back to school?
Are you a homofobe?
Not a problem
You got somthing you want to ask?
Tell us about your self#1
Tell us about your self#2
Tell us about your self#3
Tell us about your self#4
Do you know John lennon?
Do you know John lennon?#2
Do you know John lennon?#3
When I tell you to dump a body
When I tell you to dump a body#2
When I tell you to dump a body#3
Lets take a walk on the wild side
Crying for mother
Jibber Jabber
I'm wetting My Jockys
In europe
How do you feel?
What is your posion on breast implants?
ordering breakfast
ordering breakfast#2
Now why did i do that?
Injoy your clams
I want to tell you somthing#1
I want to tell you somthing#2
I want to tell you somthing#3
i'm going to kill you
I'm going to rip the eyes out of your head!
What do you want to discuss now?
What kind of unit you running hear?
What the hell is this?
You f@#ked with the wrong marine
what's your name?
indian sounds
what's your name son?
fight a fuck too much
she was fifteen years old
she was fifteen years old#2
she was fifteen years old#3
she was fifteen years old#4
i'm a marval of modren science
i'm hear to corporate with you
R.P.McMurphy
were from the state mental institution
i'm Dr.McMurphy
the mental defected league
they were giving me 10 thousand wats a day
you sly son of a bitch
were nuts
captain block
captain block#2
I really don't know
i'll be right down the line with you
Giggling laughing
please proceed
No you don't understand
I'm a friend of your daughter's
Honestly
harry sandbourne how are you
harry sandbourne
I'm dating your daugheter
you were very impressive
How are ya?
It was sensational meeting you
I'm one of the owners of a record company
drive by recorders
It's a hip hop lable
let me see if i get were your headed here
women your age love that about me
you know what i mean
take it easy kids
we hav'nt have sex yet have we?
somthing to live for
Hey
what's up
Hey what's up
have you allways been like this?
I don't think I ever had this affect on a women
I don't reconize it
Sure
Can I ask you one other thing?
Just curous
Never
You never get hot
Oh i'm sorry
God am i sorry
Just your tits
I'm actually feeling quite perky today
Sorry for your trouble
Listen
Hey#2
yes or No what's the deal?
I saw her naked last night
Trust me
I never saw a women that age naked before
now she's a great chick
Must take after her father
I looked you up on the internet
Hey it's me
Just sitting arourd
Everybody is out but old harry
Old Old Old Harry
Goodnight
We are cute
My dear your confusing sex with sleeping
What are my choices?
Pancakes
Now what i know about you is wright
try not to rate my ansewer
Words have been invented for wome like you
Not at all
It's a pleasure
I can't remeber the last time i cried
I can't remeber the last time i cried#2
your the funnest girl i ever had sex with
well i'm a old dog
I'll like to try sleeping with you
you are a women to love
Thank you darling
What a doll
slow down you want to kill me
I have never lied to you
your killing me
I need to talk to you
Got a minute?
death doen't seem hard to you?
why is it that you brods want all or nothing?
I'm not ready to be your friend
How is that?
Anyway
Can i e-mail it to you?
yes honey
sometimes worring about you
So i'm nuts
thats refreshing
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