Russ Martin's Soundboard
I GOT NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU
AND BRING ME SOME SOUP
YOU WANT TO JAB THE POO
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
SO WHAT JAB YOUR POO
RIGHT NOW WANT TO JAB POO, JAB IT
POO OUT
JUST BECAUSE BUMP CLAMS BUMP WEENS
JAB IT
YES I AM BABY
WHAT ARE YOU ON DOPE?
I'D THINK MORE OF YOU IF YOU SCREWED UP AND FESSED UP
THERES A SENTENCE IN THERE FIGURE IT OUT
OUR LOVE RETURNS IMMEDIATELY
LOOK AT SOMEONE-DEPRIVE OF OXYGEN
LIKE A GREAT BIG SORE BITCH
NOT GOING TO BE HAPPY UNLESS I GET JEWELERY
HOW ABOUT A GOLD TOOTH
DAMN INSIDE VOICE
BUT YOU BETTER BE RIGHT BITCH
WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THINGS LIKE THAT
I WEAR MAKE UP
I WANT FULL DISCLOSURE BEFORE WE HAVE SEX
DON'T FART ON THE WALL
ALL TWISTED NANCY GRACE CLUNTS
WHERE ARE YOU NOW
WHAT IF IT TASTES FUNNY
WHAT ABOUT AFTERWARDS
NO REALLY WHADAYA DOIN'
I DUNNOOO
HOW LONGS THAT BEEN THERE
HOW LONG YOU BEEN HERE
HOW 'BOUT YOU BREAK ME OFF SOME DIGITS
DO YOU MISS ME
DO YOU LOVE ME
FFFFFUUUFUU
YOU A BITCH
WHERES THE WHISKEY
MY ROOSTER SMOKES WEED
IM A HOT BITCH
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