im a man im 40
Oh it's time baby!
I'm a Dude - Tropic Thunder
Wanna fight me
You wanna answer that
Cryin
Want to have sex with me?
Don't give a f k
keepin_it_the_fuck_real
Shut up
You take it up the ass dont ya
I'm baaad
erraerra
How do you feel?
huh
You're gonna get hit by my pimp cane
You the devil
Stupid ignorant
Wuz happenin
motherfuckers
Sir
A legend
Best sex you'll have
Where the white women at
OOOH IT'S THE JUGGERNAUT 1
Eww... gross!
Say something about me
Wanna be a tough guy
Im famous
I'm Big!
F kin nincom, f kin poop
knamsayin1
Stop talkin to me
Four
I'm gonna fuck you up with my pimp cane
I will massacre you
Lots of cum
lozenge
I'm Chris Hansen
Ain't playin wit yo ass
15_cheesbuger_beatin
You don't like it
on_the_cheeseburgers
Suck my fuckin prick
A robot
COME ON!
Excuse me while I whip this out
Pimp smack yo' ass bitch!
BOOM HEADSHOT
What are you gonna say now
knamsayin2
Bingo
I like gas
Very large penis
Kiss my ass
Whadup - Jose
I'm ready to fuck, my suits so tight!
Fuck you up
Blackman Handshake
my_parents
Let you win so I can feel you
Anybody resisitin
downwitfeet
FUCK YOU!
Are you a fuckin' ass?
peace_out
That's what I think
Cannot offend a robot
Sutcliffe - It's not that busy man
What the fuck is this shit?
Mario Loses Life
What's your name 2
knamsayin3
Come back
Kill those suckas
Do you masturbate
Laugh
Christian Bale - OHHH Goooood for you
I'm the Juggernaut bitch 1
Fuck your own face
I love to fuck
Someone call 9-1-1
Make it feel really good
Biatch
got_ur_back_hard
I just did nigger!
Don't you know who the fuck I am?
practicin
Hahahah...
Doing good
Hey screw you
Who the fuck is he? 1
I Know You Are
Bullshit me for
knamsayin4
Fuck you
scream
Gonna be my first
Like I said
Calhoun-Get some facts
I've been waiting for this shit my whole life!
Go fuck yourself
Something to wipe
Lick my ass
Something stinks
Teach you a few things
By the power of the Holy Spirit
hard_bargain
Ill show you what the other end of your dick looks like motherfucker, Bring it on!
HRUUUAAAAHHH
walrusass_mafucka
Fuckin drop
Like a machine
hello_girls
YOU - BLOW - ME
Bumblebeetuna
Office Space - Case of the Mondays
Shut yo goddamn ass
LONGtwo_things_to_know
Fuckin stupid
shutup fool
Making love to a minor
Oh No
Man, fuck that shit!
Look fuckstick
Shut the fuck up
Ayy yeah..
pity my self
Some positions and moves
Cut that bitch off
is_this_shit_on
I'm white and I got plenty of whoop ass mother fucker, Bring it on!
I don't give a fuck
whas_goin_on
Fuck yourself
Look man
hey
You can't be serious?!
Your balls are showing
Moose Smash Mouth
Stupid ass house nigga
make_it_in_rap_game
Goodmorning soldier
Bush doesn't care about black people
Till you tell me to stop
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