for when you're bored.
Breathtaking heinie
Goes down smooth
I'm very important
Miniature Buddha
Afternoon delight
Glass case of emotion
Too much pubic hair
You are pukes
Cowboy
Are you off your meds
The Shot
What The Hell Was That?!
You Read The Bible Brett?
Coconuts
Knights Riding Music
Old woman
The Knights of the round table
The holy hand grenade throw
10 gal hat
20 dollar whore
Leading asshole
Whip out
Gifted
Only an elf can do
The Jobs
Yellow snow
Bye, Buddy
This color?
Wanna sing some blues?
See a doctor
How far you goin?
Beautiful little place
What a great place!
She looks just like you...
I don't need my dog
Ohh narly
Get a job
U.S. History
Wasted
Theme Song
Put your drawers on
The way I figure
You see in this world
Theme Music
tell the Captain
Not Legal
Pussygalore
New Bond Theme (set on loop!)
confiscated everything
mention extortion
start drinking heavily
Delta
The Wizard of Oz (1939) - We're not in Kansas anymore
Casablanca (1942) - Here's looking
Taxi Driver (1976) - You're talking to me
Dr. No (1962) - James Bond
When Harry Met Sally (1989) - I'll have what she's having
The Godfather Part II (1974) - Friends and Enemies
east side vs west side
education
colors
gin and juice
keep it real
big butt
I don't make monkeys
things you wouldnt understand
got another puzzle for you
a tall ship and a star
I wouldn't do that
if you are wise
never doubt
open your mouth a little wider
roller skates
sweet sorrow
we have to get on
world of pure imagination
Chicks
Beat shit
Being bad
Life
Date
Dick in dirt
Doobage
Eat shorts
Elephant
I'm winner
Laid lots
Barry Manilow
Ride horse
Ruckus
Sexual
Shut up
Swell guy
Underwear
Wear in it
Whistle
Toto, I don't think we're ...
Lions and Tigers and Bears
hahaha...
music bite
What would you do?
Ding Dong the witch is dead
How about a little fire
Rollergirl
Dirk Diggler
Saturday Night Beaver
Girl O.D.'s at party
Brock & Chest's Karate Porn (Brock)
I know fu*cking Karate
We look like...
Good Evening
personal question ?
Planning to Disconnect Me
Better
stress pill
what do you think your doing dave
My mind is going
Can't do that
Good Bye
Game
I love the smell of Napalm
Hot stuff
Quiche
Automobile
Let's go boogie
Married
What's your name
You maniac
Righteous dude
Life moves pretty fast
Oh Yeah (music track)
Danke Shein
Feeling ill
Pardon my French
The 1961 Ferrari 250GT
You lose a testicle
Sometimes I get the menstrual cramps...
I'll be takin these Huggies
What, are you kiddin?
What you want with a job?
Beef jerky
Bet
Grow up
Jacuzzi
So Green - King Louis XVI
Hear Me? - God to Moses
A Small Lyre - Emperor Nero
The Spanish Inquisition
Fall of the Roman Empire
It's Good to Be the King - King Louis
A Bit Shagged
There Was Me
Surprise Visit
Ludwig Van
Durango 95
In-out, In-out
Dooby Doo
Old Glasses
Read The Meter
The rum
Dress
Cannibalism
Fuck out
Few
Displayed All your Awards
Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Kid
2001: A Space Odyssey
Cool Hand Luke
Streetcar Named Desire
Gypsy
Mission to Save the World
want to negotiate
Gemini Croquet Contest
show to run
Crack dealer
Ma, the meatloaf!
Better Duty
Singing at the party (song)
Care for some gopher
Down to the River to Pray
Dumber than a bag of hammers
Million dollars
Washed away the stink
You seek a great fortune
You stole from my kin
You work for the railroad
Fetal Position
Had me at hola
Porn collection dupree
I'm in hill billy hell (Cars)
I care desperately (Zoolander)
I wasn't like every othher kid
Me & my friends
Who you trying to get crazy with
Had this threory (Starsky & Hutch)
Sailing down under
Lap Dances
Drug collection
Barstow
Decision to flee
Devil Ether
Drive at top speed
Finish the fucking story!
Golf shoes
Incredible
Like a bunny
More helpless and irresponsible
Park
Screw that bear
Take a hit
Wait
What the hell...
Puttin' on The Ritz
I was joking!!
Mystery of life
Aby normal
Destiny!
Doo-doo
Filthy job
Hello
Hump
Old dad says
Let me just close this conversation
Lucky thing for you
Was that seat hot
You play with your balls
Halucin8
No Shirt
Prick
Tappin
Wus
I Put you on the streets !
Can I have 4 beers
I need to get my drink on
Full Landlord dialogue
Men can't turn down sex
What men want
Im Paris
And well be friends forever
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