I couldn't find a soundboard of The Hitch... so I made one!
                                            Ted
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ted Haggard
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Jimmy Swaggard
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            White noise!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I take this very seriously
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            bhuddah slit
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            What is this?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I dont think that evidence/arguement
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            no better a primate
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            yet again you get it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            its plain as can be
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            i cant disprove it
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            no possible way, no one's even tried it.
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            who you can go to bed with
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what you can read
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what to eat
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            i think they are right
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Why should he?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            live as an abject slave
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            What gives him this right?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            not biology/science, its FAITH
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            People always demand respect
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            you dont have a chance
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            its not physics
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I dont regard female genitalia in that way
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            no! 2
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            revulsion from the female genitalia
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            that doesnt make it right
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            contempt for females
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Disgust for females...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            anything but the vagina
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            morally serious as a human being?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            revulsion from menstral blood
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            you too? what luck...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            unlettered question
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what he does, what he is
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Morally and ethically serious?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            the crime the cries out for punishment
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Abraham/child sacrifice
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Plan designer must be...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Aweful Impression
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I wont HAVE IT ok?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Muslim Haircut
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Very sorry to hear that
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            you ARE my enemy
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I say it to his face...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            it is true, un-overthrowable theory
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            No?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            you say thats alright
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            What Iraqis
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            no moral person would do such a thing
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            He should apologize
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            why can't you keep it to yourself?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I rest my case
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            what? what are you talking about?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            need you to understand
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Well I'm sorry!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            24 years
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I'll tell you something...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            a different opinion
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            If it WAS true...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            discraceful/inuman
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Which I won't put up with...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            There, that's my answer.
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            It's inhuman...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            It's obsene...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            F*&#! you!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            you ARE being told what to do
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            No!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            It cant be believed by a thinking person
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Horrible outcome...
                                        
                                        
                                        
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