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Hey Baby
Butthead answers phone
Cornholio
What are you wearing? - Beavis
This is Butthead
F**k you A**hole
Stifmeister'r collegiate concoction
Sherman!
It's on like Donkey Kong
Assmouth
I'm Steve Stifler
I found a dildo!
The Time-Haters
I'm Rick James
I'm rich bitch!
Osama Bin Laden?
beavis and butthead - TP
You will learn by the numbers
You little scumbag
What's your excuse
Reach around
Lowest form of life
I will gouge out your eyeballs
I got your name
Gommer Pyle
I am Gunnery Sgt Hartman
Don't fuck with me again
Do you suck dicks
Did your parents have any children that live
Are you royalty
Are you little maggot
About to call me an asshole
Any fucking times sweetheart
You will not like me
You owe me for one jelly donut
You don't scare me
What's your name fat buddy
What have we got here
Well thank you very much
Well no shit
Unscrew your head
Nobody huh
It looks to me brown stain
I'll be watching you
I think you've been cheated
I didn't know they stacked shit that
I admire your honesty
Do I make you nervous
Are you a Peter puffer
1,2,3
What is your major malfunction?
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster
Tuba
Go count your dick
Or cock
FU
Faggot
Don't talk shit about total
Bitch
Embarrasing to have an ass
Fuck!
Crack dealer
Liter of cola
WTF serpico
Smooth pimp
Poop shoot
Mat Mat Mat
Get paid
Jay - Jungle Love
Jay - In the Hiz-ills
Jay - Bitches
Duke Nukem - Come Get Some
Duke Nukem - Your Face...Your Ass
Duke Nukem - Time To Kick Ass
Duke Nukem - Eat Shit and Die
Duke Nukem - Blow It Out Your Ass
Duke Nukem - Balls of Steel
Italian Stallion
Yoda - Size Matters
Will Ferrell - I Piss Excellence
300 - Prepare for glory
Mike Meyers (Dr. Evil) - Friggin Bone
McLovin (SuperBad) - I am McLovin
You like sex with older...
Whats up ?
Tryin to meet teens online for sex
The Sex
Soft Sensual kissing
So you excited too ?
Oral Sex
No hug for me?
I'm Chris Hansen
I'll make it feel really good
I'll just be your secret lover
I'd let you in
I will go till you tell me to stop
I will be the best sex you ever had
I want to wrestle you
like some positions and moves
All the way
Can I tease your blank?
Are you good doing it in a hottub?
Blank it I want to see you so bad
Girl I could teach you a few things
I'm Bored and Horney
I Like to Make Love
I'm Ronald Reagan
Who do you work for?
Who the hell are you?
Wazzup with your boy
Shut up
Excuse me
Don't play this game
Call me X
Bullshit
Not my style
Who are you?
Oracle
I know Kung Fu
You said that
You don't understand
Never understand me
I'm sorry
Cut off our egg rolls
Bitch-slap
Sick of your bullshit
She was the bomb
White Ass (The Glimmer Man)
Im Hulk Hogan
Stop being a flavor hater
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