jackboard
You can't handle...(short)
Over easy!
I have some good news
Are we clear#1
ordering breakfast
I'm actually feeling quite perky today
I looked you up on the internet
down the road wacko
Col.Nathan R. Jessep (long)
My name is Warren R Schmidt and I'm your new fo
I'm a pretty good guy
Short laugh
Yes!
No!
I Beg Your Pardon!
What!
This is ridiculous!
You want answers!
Good!
So be it!
extend me some f@#king courtesy!
I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 cubans!
Did you ever serve#1
Did you ever serve#2
Did you ever serve#3
Did you ever serve#4
You will address me as col. or sir
Not a problem
Do you know John lennon?#2
Do you know John lennon?#3
Do you know John lennon?
I'm wetting My Jockys
I want to tell you somthing#1
I want to tell you somthing#2
I want to tell you somthing#3
I'm going to rip the eyes out of your head!
What do you want to discuss now?
What the hell is this?
You f@#ked with the wrong marine
what's your name?
fight a fuck too much
she was fifteen years old
she was fifteen years old#2
she was fifteen years old#3
she was fifteen years old#4
R.P.McMurphy
you sly son of a bitch
Giggling laughing
I'm a friend of your daughter's
I'm dating your daugheter
take it easy kids
I don't think I ever had this affect on a women
Hey#2
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