Well Hello!
How are you doing?
Might i have your first name?
Do you know who I am?
Col.Nathan R. Jessep (long)
I Own the place
Don't i feel like the f@#kin asshole!
were not going to have problems are we?
You will address me as col. or sir
I'm sorry i was so rude before
Are you a homofobe?
Not a problem
You got somthing you want to ask?
Jibber Jabber
I'm wetting My Jockys
I'm going to rip the eyes out of your head!
What do you want to discuss now?
You f@#ked with the wrong marine
take it easy kids
we hav'nt have sex yet have we?
have you allways been like this?
Can I ask you one other thing?
I looked you up on the internet
Not at all
So i'm nuts
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