There is no paper jam?
All this sh*t
Worst idea
Mission statements
Day has been worse
That's how I roll
Fisticuffs
Hey Everyone
I Piss Excellence
Shake and Bake
Hang on baby Jesus
Kilo of Cocaine - Reese Bobby
Blue you're my boy!
Lock it up
Were they real?
Team player
I almost numbchucked you
What is she doing?
Ma, the meatloaf!
Hey Barkeep - Brian
What a deuce
Whatever helps you
Stick a fucking sock
Love to stay and chat
Who the hell are you?
And the lesson is?
Duffman has a bad feeling about this
Allen Iverson - Practice! Practice!
Jim Mora - Playoffs?
Bull Crap
Al Pacino - Flamethrower
Billy Madison - Mercy on Your Soul
Christopher Walken - More cowbell!!!
Jack Nicholson - You can't handle...(short)
Jim Carrey - Pathetic Loser
Mike Meyers (Dr. Evil) - Friggin Bone
Tom Cruise - Show Me The Money
Get the world by the tail
La Di Fricken Da
Awesome
dingy
What is the hold up
Brothers Gotta Hug
Watch your language !
I got a crap on deck
Ive got a turtle head poking out
Im gonna eat you
Im Dead sexy
Not happy speech
Ive had Bigger
Do you fancy another go
Frisky Are we
Hes Tiny
Mommy Daddy Button
Thats a stupid question
Wheres your shitter
Say what again
I Don't Remember Asking You
Little Bo-Peep
It's all ball bearings
Using the whole fist?
Car rant
Hits
Nice
Truth!
Get me out of this mess
losers always whine
He was a re-tard
Taxi Driver (1976) - You're talking to me
Cannot win with them
I WANT WINNERS
Ask the question
Cant do it
It's called reading
I've got cat-like speed
Don't Worry Nobody's Listening Anyway
Just a bit outside
Christ, I Can't Find It
Do you have a laugh
It is nice
Day off
Bull
Givafck
22 Years
Bathroom
Casino - Nicky Santoro (Joe Pesci)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
The Rock - John Patrick Mason
TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler)
Funny
Balls accurate
Serious
Outta here
Believe this prick
Back fire
Clothes
Jackass
Bearded
Find sh*t
How many
start drinking heavily
It ain't over now
Mr Jokey Joke-Maker
We could play dodgeball
Deplorable
Mortified and stupefied
Outrageous
Outrageous 2
Hello
Bye
Really Annoying
Good Morning!
Oh Yeah!
Hey who wants some fun?
People
Idea
You Ask the 8 Ball
No Soup For You!
Little Man
You're an Idiot
You Want a Piece of Me
A Festivus
Serenity Now
Festivus miracle
Happy Festivus
Get on Top
Hey
I cant hear ya
what kind of crap is that?
thats what im sayin
im gonna take a pipe to that sob
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