All stupid up in here
Cage match
It's Brittany bitch
Not to be truffled with
Monkey style
Our balls are in your court
Your donuts make me go nuts
Where are the turtles
What is your problem?
Thank you very much Sir'
Are You OK?
I have the POWER
Ass to mars! (Total recall)
Crazy fool
pity my self
Shut up fool
I Pity the fool
Duke Nukem - Eat Shit and Die
Duke Nukem - Your Face...Your Ass
Duke Nukem - Come Get Some
Old School - Blue
Superbad - McLovin Chicka Chicka
Talladega - Mountain Dew!
Tommy Boy - Holy Shnikes!
Short laugh
Suck a golf ball
Can't hear you
Get out
Protect you
its all part of the plan
Why so serious
Dr. Peppers
I gotta pee
My magic shoes
Run Forrest run
Not enough rocks
That bullet bit me
Sweet!
Sweet jumps?
Got my back?
Worst day of my life!
I caught you a delicious bass
Three feet of air
I was way off!
I like it a...lot
Loser
I'm not a raper
Find sh*t
How many
Creepy Timmay
Timmy Gay
Timmay yell
Living a Lie Timmy
Hooahhh
Urlibelaw-Tim
Find the cat
Joe Called
Furry and brown
Make You Angry
Well I have her
Heavy Equipment
Answer the phone
You know who I am
Making Popcorn
Allright fine
Special Friend
Wrong number.
This is Fred Rogers
Identify
Battle stations
What the hell
Wanna get high ?
Some shopping
What love means
What's wrong with you
Customer comes first
Apologize
Big deal
Chinese or Japanese
Hank Hill
Hardware department
Hate a man
Heck of a nerve
I guess
Kick his ass
Project my anger
Shut up
Through
Understand
Wd40
White man
Word Customer
say what
You don't listen
Chinging noise
wait a miniute
Is that you
What do you think
Who is that
Feminist
What are you implying
What you talkin about
Kick your ass
Hi there
Know what a hammer is
I want a hammer
Bobby carlos
Hill residence
wheres hardware department
Not good at what you do
Im better
Get lost
even better
Loser
Try even harder
No i wasn't
BITCH ON ICE
I DO NOT SPEAK ENGLISH
SEE YOU IN HELL
I WON'T LIE TO YOU
MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Bow down
4 thumbs down
Playa Hater
Free crack?
I'm Rick James
Fat girls
Samuel L. Jackson Beer
Lil' Jon - What!?
I'm rich bitch!
Smoke A Lot - Get away from me biatch
Sick of your bullshit
Bitch-slap
Cut off our egg rolls
Detective from Hong Kong
Don't you ever touch
Explosion
How can we help you?
Hurry up
I did
I'm a player
It's not right
Lots of men
Never understand me
Ricky Tan
Sound like that
Stop your whining
The words
What are you doing?
Why they killed...
You said that
Back-up
She was the bomb
aint-shit
blam
complicated-shit
damn-fries
have-number
motherfuckers
Presidential Plans
You know Barack dont you
Is that what you are worried about
Speak for your own self
Sure you can have my number
Thanks so much for the great work
Thats what you said the last time
True
What are you saying
What do you mean
Who you say you were
Worried about such talk
Yes who is this
You know excatly what I mean
You dont understand
I like pie
Before Prohibition
big butt
Consult with higher powers
Do you smell what barack is cooking
I got better moves than
Marijuana
uh aw uma
Uh ah I want to be clear2
Uh Cuttin through the conflict
Uh you know we are at
This is Barack Obama
I'm Barack Obama
America wants change
I have confidence in the American people
Here's we need to do
I understand your frustrations
If there are issues you wanna cover
I get called names
If you don't abide by our rules
Absolutely
Alright
Here's what I would do
How are you
I am not always great about hanging up my clothes
It's a wonderful question
Let's unify the country
Should I be at home baking cookies
Thank you so much
The answer would be no
This is our moment
Yes we can
You are wrong
You just beat it to death
You Loose
Fireball Sound
Dragon Punch Sound
Good guys
Whats up Vanilla Face
Bang Skid Nigga
La La La La La
Borat Borat - deep voice
Do this have a pussy magnet
I must buy 1 with pussy magnet
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