Talons
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            One Percent
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Tina, come get some ham!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I was way off!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Bull
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            There is no paper jam?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            If they take my stapler
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Street legal
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I will kill you
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fresh beer
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Streaking!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Keep our composure
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Shenanigans
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Liter of cola
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler)
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You wiper of other peoples bottoms
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You silly king
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Outwit us French?
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            No - Now go away.
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I wave my private parts at
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I Fart in your general direction
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            There's a beverage here
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Just one thing...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Jesus
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Until it goes...click
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Runaway !
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Grail- Tim the Enchanter
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            She turned me into a newt
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            We've Got bush 
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Frush
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Airline negligent
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            use the phone
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fear in You
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I can help you
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            No
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            No Harm
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Stay and Help
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Can I have the autograph
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Here fishies
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Guess what
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            failure to communicate
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Maliciously destroying
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I only said we'd make it across
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Why is the rum always gone
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            The Godfather (1972) - Offer
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Casablanca (1942)  - Here's looking
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Sudden Impact (1983) - Make my day
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Taxi Driver (1976) - You're talking to me
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - Census Taker
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Forrest Gump (1994) - Like a box of chocolates
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Insensitive Asshole
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Cookies
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                             I cannot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fuck A Stranger In The Ass
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fucking Fascist
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Dios Mo Man
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nobody Fucks with Jesus
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Fly...Up up and Away
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Betcha you box a little
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Ball bag
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            The password
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Hamburgers
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            European fast food
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            What...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Cats Lesson
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Go away!
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Nation of lumpheads
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Stand up
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Timmay
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Good Morning
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            bad thing
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Explosive Space Moderator
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Pete Puma's laugh
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            whoa...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Amanda Huggenkiss
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Hugh Jass
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Moes prank Mike Rotch
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            bloated idiot
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            daah hello...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Shut Up
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Making Eggs
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Making Spaghetti
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Clean pair of shorts
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            good grief 1
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            you blockhead...
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Piggie - Hiyaaa
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Dr Teeth - Always Smiling
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Oh Don't be Ridiculous
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Aayyy
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Aarrrgghh
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Arr, arr, arr
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Hi ho
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            I don't think so
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            You've irritated the tool Gods
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                    
                                            Spit - Tasmanian Devil
                                        
                                        
                                        
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