thanks now everyone is dumber
Fuck yourself
shut the fuuck up for 10sec
killed it
team killer
you got it genius
What you talking about Willis
It's funny because he's fat
F'ing 50 DKP MINUS!
Lose 50 DKP again
WTF was that
What is your major malfunction?
well well
House is a prison
Nut sack
Tingling
Gardocki!
Holy Santa Clause shit
ILY 1
She's a saint!
Sprechen sie dick
You should be medicated
What the bleep
Shut your mouth
Give me 25!
Yeah Baby !
I gotta pee
40yr Old Virgin - Big Box of Porn
Dick is on fire
I got a crap on deck
Fags
We could play dodgeball
Tongue
Heavy Taunt 10
You're ruining my life
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
Haha SHUT UP
More Dots
MURLOC!
Pac man dies
Loser Horn
Dickhead!
Unbelieveable
WTF Is That
HACKS!OMFG
Who the hell are you?
Boom HeadShot
WTF BOOM
Asking Questions
Who Are You
Don't Bullsh*t Me
Stop It
Japanese Frog
You don't know shit about Pokemon.
Don't make fun o' him!
That's not Riachu!
Learn your shit.
Chinese Meth Dragon.
This kid doesn't know shit!
He's holdin' all the pokemon!
He's Huge!!
EXCUSE ME!!!
If they didn't have that guy...
The trees are Huge!
Look, Wigglytuff!
Porn has gone mainstream
Best orgasm
Gay porn
Are you fuckin' with me
F_ _k you, f_ _ k you
Gonna f_ _k you
How turned on I am
I want to eat your brain
I'd rather f_ _k a girl
I'm a guy
I've known her since the first grade
Let us F_ _K!
Like a vibrator
Shit covered
Suck each other's c_ _s
White boy
Would you eat food I gave you
Your Schwartz
Bearded
Find sh*t
How many
Robster kraws
Rubbers
Fifteen bucks
Get paid
Like that
The internet
I Make That Sh** Work
F**k you A**hole
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