The legendary lines of Harold Baruch
why i dont do jewish weddings
this is my worst nightmare
the hotel is a s hole3
the hotel is a s hole2
the hotel is a s hole
that is more than hidious
it wasnt good im not gona argue
i hate it
YES 6
YES 5
what number have you got of mine?
sorry what u gona do?
right so what u gona do now
right how long will this take?
pitch_promises promises
pitch_iphone joke
jason not doing anything
jason no no
jason no no 2
INDIA
go on then
ending_everything fine
alright so im holding on
02084464477
OH YES?
yes yes i agree with you yes
pitch_what we do 2
this is a complicated question 2
this is a complicated question 3
this is a complicated question
um oh right
uuuummmm
VALERIE!!!
your name is? 2
your name is?
anyway lets stick to the most important thing
GOSH
laughter 4
laughter 6
nothing wrong with that giggle
pitch_not messy just happy
pitch_shes absolutely lovely 2
pitch_shes absolutely lovely
pitch_timings
pitch_what happens 1
yeah no yeah you gota cheat yes
yeah that really would be a sensible thing to do
Yes DOUBLE
yes LOUD 2
Yes LOUD
Yes TIRED
your not welcome here
uuummm
well i did get points
what am i doing wrong
what you get is me and an iphone
what? what you say? (laughing)
whats the camp in calais called
when is salvador coming
which one?
YEAAAH Yeah
pitch_what you get 4
pitch_what you get 5
pitch_what you get 6
salvador
silks_instructions
silks_instructions2
silks_instructions3
special piece of paper
that would be a fantastic way to do it
pitch_conclusion
pitch_intro
pitch_nono it takes a week
pitch_security
pitch_send contract
pitch_what you get 1
pitch_what you get 2
pitch_what you get 3
pitch_what you get 4
it didnt go down too well
just for the sheer pleasure of it
ME?
oh hes coming here
oh right 2
oh right yes 3
oh your miles away
old man cough loud
complaining_nothing happens
complaining_seriously it wont do it
concerned i was jewish
does it matter its worth the risk
electrocuted
ending_hello? hello? youve gone
GIGGLE loud
i thought you didnt want to talk to me anymore
im absolutely fine
im an honourary member
5star best there is
ahem
can we put a sign on the door
clu clux plan 2
clu clux plan
clu clux shopping
clu clux shopping2
complaining_generic
complaining_generic2
complaining_generic3
silks_fernaval street 2
silks_fernaval street 3
silks_fernaval street 4
silks_fernaval street 5
silks_fernaval street 6
silks_fernaval street
smashes phone to pieces
SORRY?
you know that
my leg is so dry
OH
pee here 2
pee here
Picks up his Machette
please 1
please 2
please if i ask you very nicely
please print please
she says shes coming down
Shes completely cocked up
its not its not
ive got no phone
ive got to tell you im getting pissed off
jason 1
jason destroys printer full
jason destroys printer
jason when youve got a minute
lets put it in so weve got it
LOOK
i dont understand how you make it do that
i dont understand
i gota tell you im
i swear shes not 100 percent
is that smoke pouring out
its all bleeding
its bloody doing it
its frightened of you (Short)
its frightened of you
but its me
chhhh
Cocked up
Completely Cocked up
Could you make a big sign
getting well and truly pissed off with all of this
giggle 3
gwhahaha
i bet thatll sting like mad
I cant!
Yeah 1
yeeeah 1
Yep 1
You have to kick em out the way
youve given me all these sheets
please would you give me a call
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RESPONSE Fighting to speak
this is
Unless its pissing with rain
VERY sensible
well he will be
Yeah 1
yeeeah 1
Yep 1
giggle 2
hmmph
Ill phone you back
im glad you got this
Its the only way
last chance to take the piss out of me
last chance
my pleasure
no no FAST
NO you kick em
alright 2
alright 3
and tell your bloody driver where to meet you
And your phone number
bloody well better
but i cant give her that
bye bye 1
dear valerie
f-ing a-holes
Fight and get to your limo first
silks_Fight and get to your limo first
silks_james euins 1
silks_james euins 2
silks_james euins 3
silks_my pleasure
silks_NO you kick em
silks_Unless its pissing with rain
silks_we are not talking about clerk
silks_Wheres the chambers
silks_You have to kick em out the way
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