G - Hello, how are you doing, can I tease and please your blank...
Who the hell are you?
G - I'm Chris Hansen. I'm tryin' to meet teens online for sex.
I'm bored and horny.
I like to make love.
I'll make it feel really good for you, hun.
I will go 'til you tell me to stop.
Girl, I could probably teach you a few things.
A - Hm, like, you know, some positions and moves.
Sweaty
Admits to Sex with Lewinsky
G - I'm Chris Hansen.
Wrestle me!
I want to wrestle you so freakin' bad.
T - Well... there's something you gotta know.
I'll just be your secret lover.
I'll be the best sex you'll ever have.
I'd let you in just so I could feel you on top of me.
BLANK it, I wanna see you so bad.
A - Oral sex.
A - Soft sensual kissing.
A - All the way.
Q - So you excited too?
Q - What's up?
Q - What're ya up to?
Q - You like to have sex with older guys.
Crack dealer
Kilo of Cocaine - Reese Bobby
The Exorcist - Regan MacNeil possessed
Talladega - Mountain Dew!
Wedding Crashers - Motorboat
Dead Moose's last shit!
Fuckem!
I don't give a shit3
That's Tit Durt!!
Calm Down, Calm Down
If People Don't Like it.....
Aunts and Uncles
What is your major malfunction?
I Piss Excellence
TollBooth Willy (Adam Sandler)
blow it out ur ass
broom handle in ur ass
die bitch
shit down ur neck
eat shit and die
kick ass chew bubblegum
what a pussy
yippe ki yay mother fucker
your pissin me off
You Are An Idiot
Duke Nukem - Balls of Steel
Counter Strike sounds mix
Waynes World - Shwing
Walter - Stanger
Why is the rum always gone
Rape Prevention
40yr Old Virgin - Big Box of Porn
Tommy Boy - Holy Shnikes!
Tommy Boy - Getting Fatter
Tommy Boy - Makes Me Look Fat
Yo ho!
...breakfast...
frankly my dear...
losers always whine - sean connery
Pre-emptive Shhh
Scotty don't
Real men of genius- Double Dong Dildo Maker
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