Free crack?
I will kill you
Yeah my dick
We landed on the moon!
Don't go dying on me
I like it a...lot
We've got no food
Most annoying sound in the world
I was way off!
I wasn't paying attention
Titties and Beer song
F**k her gently (adult language)
Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster
Playing tag
One Percent
Three feet of air
I Piss Excellence
Crack dealer
Austria?
Samuel L. Jackson Beer
Ummmm, bitch
Smoke A Lot - Get away from me biatch
What is your major malfunction?
Cowboy
Schoolboy
Team America song
Damn
Givafck
Old fashioned romantic feeling...
I like you but you're crazy
It's so good
I can't pull over
Shenanigans
drug school?
Liter of cola
It's on like Donkey Kong
They finally did it
Freda's boss
Custodian
Right behind you
start drinking heavily
failure to communicate
Sudden Impact (1983) - Make my day
Forrest Gump (1994) - Like a box of chocolates
Boner-of-the-month
I'm retarded
Show this world a thing or two
Retarded
Every guy's got his dream
Ozzy Osbourne
You broke my nose
Hot friggin' chicks
Cut your hair
And the lesson is?
See you in Hell
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