john carter
im just tryin to learn how to use it for now, but later im sure im going to wanna make a prank call.
Boards: 1 Tracks: 173
im just tryin to learn how to use it for now, but later im sure im going to wanna make a prank call.
im a man of my word - the joker
What? - the joker
Yes! - the joker
No! - the joker
Are we clear? jack nicklos (the joker)
Are we clear!?!? jack n. ( the joker) pt 2
That's right - the joker
now i feel like the fuckin asshole ? - the joker
keep uer Friends close, but uer Enemies closer - godfather
You Want Answers? u want the truth ? u cant handle the truth ! -joker
You have to ask me nicely jack n. ( the joker)
You gottah to ask me nicely jack n. (the joker ) pt. 2
Where do we begin the joker
your whole life - the joker
Are these the questions i was called hear - the joker
what do you want me to do about it? - the joker
Speech - the joker in court
laugh - the joker
im Tony Montana , when u fuck with me, u fuck with the best- Scarface
How U doing ? scarface
u got some Fk'N attitude u know that ? scarface
Calling me a liar ? scarface
u know what Capitalism scarface
i come From the Gutter scarface
why dont u get a job or something scarface
Goodnight 1
Hello Bueatiful
this is Captain Jean Luke Picard
i believe our live just begun to get alot more Complicated - jean luke
would u mind Identify what u r ? - jean luke
i Apologize for this moment of confusen jean luke
so this mean i look for a week more Harassment on this jubject- jean luke
oohhh Fascinating - jean luke
everything about this Seems wrong , - jean luke
uer not Not finish yet ? - jean luke
Shut up wesley ! jean luke
Make it so - jean luike
I'm sorry its a classfiled matter - jean luke
Poor choice of words
Stupid is as Stupid does frost gump
uer r one big Loser - jim carey
Death is a surprise party unless uer already dead on the inside - saw
i dont Givafck - cris rucker
Gone With the Wind (1939) - I don't give a damn
Sudden Impact (1983) - Make my day - clint eastwood
as far back as i can remember i always wanted toBe a gangster
no problem
Hey
Yeah Baby ! austin power
Do I make you Horney? austin power
I Don't Remember Asking You a gotdamn thing-samual jackson
I expect you to die!, no expect u to die mr. bond - 007
niggaz love to keep it real , Real dumb ! - cris rock
Sperm
Don't cha
Guilty feelings
Sound really pretty
Truth!
Ever get an erection?
We're all stocked up
Trained to kill me
Get a load of me
You can't say no
Say what again
Don't give me attitude
I don't wanna hear
Mother f----r
One of us made error
Do you normally curse this much
Don't blow this sh-t off
Give me a call
Very bad day
y
Shut up fool
Your trademark is
let me explain
Hey yo check this out
Aint nuthin better than sex
Wipe that smile
u look like the Vermin Ridden son of a bitch u r .
now get uer ugly White Ass outa here and dont come back
Johnny Wishbone
What the f**k...
How you doin?
Understand this
Job offer - Two for the Money
Where were you?
Is that it
Not to my knowledge
none of my business, u wanna push me to answer u
Mother Fucker
Fuck Up
i dont know what the Big Deal is ? i really dont ?
Hello I'm Joe (Meet Joe Black)
It's time girlfriend - scarey movie
im not Interrupting anything am i ? scarey movie
they'll Never make it in time - scarey movie
i told u Not to hang up on me - scarey movie
i wanna know Who I'm looking at ? - scarey movie
if u wanna meet up or u got something real Call me back (a phone cal)l
Do it again , for me ? the joker
uumm let see u ?Have you ever had sex - the ladys man
Don't say SOB , thats not nice , samual jackson
Can we laugh - bill cosby
Don't you know
well How do you wanna be introtroduced ?
well You might not be much of a friend ? bill cosby
is this Rediculous ?
Motherf**ker
i Ain't scared of u muthafuckas, - brine mac
Don't give a f**k
F**k your kid up
Forget it (simon)
I cant say anything clever to say after that - simon
Actually your surprised me - simon
Oh Wow - simon
Okay - simon
there has to to be a Time Difference between uer mouth and uer ears ? simon
Yeast Infections a hugh number in this county - house
Hello (house)
How ya doing (house)
Bring.. it... on ! - house
i wanna know... What's right - house
im asking u , if u wanna Live or die, u cant even say that - house
yes i want u to tell me uer Life is important , cuz i dont know - house
Close uer legs ! - house
uer a Moron (house)
Don't need verification from u, to know im doin my job well - house
Terrorists
$100
Hank Hill (hill)
the Hardware department (hill)
i just hate these big Emotional scenes (hill)
its like ya gotta problem with Concentration ? (hill)
so are u Chinese or Japanese ? (hill)
stop making such a Big deal outta of it ? (hill)
Excuse me (hill)
i Apologize for yell at cha (hill)
i see it's strickland that Customer comes first (hill)
What's wrong with you, how does that sound for a change (hill)
ua understand What love means ? (hill)
to do Some shopping (hill)
whats the point in Arguimg (hill)
what kinda of country is this where i gota Hate a man (hill)
well u got one Heck of a nerve (hill)
uuhh , well I guess ? (hill)
i Just woke up (hill)
mr. i have not begun to Project my anger toward u. (hill)
Shut the hell up (hill)
why is she Still talking ? (hill)
maybe im not gettin Through to u ? (hill)
im looking for some Wd40 (hill)
thats what the White man calls them ? (hill)
Word Customer starts wit c. u. (hill)
but cha' just dont listen (hill)
what is that Chinging noise ? (hill)
wait a miniute (hill)
Is that you ? (hill)
well ...What do you think ? (hill)
Who the hell is that ? (hill)
what r u truning into some kinda of Feminist ? (hill)
Hill residence (hill)
What are you implying (hill)
What are you talkin about ? (hill)
do u Know what a hammer is ? (hill)
a Damn hammer ! (hill)
thats what I want a damn hammer, (hill)
Yes (hill)
now im Not saying or not good at what you do (hill)
Im just saying, im better (hill)
yea, yea. thats even better (hill)
well u gotta Try even harder (hill)
No i wasn't (hill)
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