Let's see what you can do now
Pick your weapon
What is your major malfunction?
Eskimo
Cowboy
Got a pair
Reach around
Lowest form of life
About to call me an asshole
Do you suck dicks
I got your name
Don't fuck with me again
Not you fat Jesus
Face down in a ditch
He was a re-tard
It's funny because he's fat
Life is a box of chocolates
Run Forrest run
How I know you're gay
Bleep you up!
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