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40yr Old Virgin Kelly Clarkson
A fun game
A loser
All night long
alotcooler
Alrighty then
Am a master
Another one comin
Any survivors
Arguimg
Arousing
Ass Licker Dick Face
AZIZ LIGHT
Bad Television
Big deal
Bob Saget
Bob Saget2
Boned a lot of fat chicks
brown diamonds
Buckle your seatbelt
Bull
bumpy
Buster Construction
but then aids
chaccaron
Check dis out
Chewbacca
Chill the fuck out i am professional player
Chinese or Japanese
Chinging noise
comb his pubes
Cypress Hill concert
Damn this is good shit (1)
Damn this is good shit
Difference
digging niggers out of your wifes ear
Dont be startin
Dont die on me
Dont Ragequit
Dont talk shit about total
Dr. Evil
Dreadful
Dream
Droopy eyed armless children
Eat shit
Face of history
Fat chicks
Fck yourself
Feminist
For real
Frisky Are we
Fuck You Kid Youre a Dick
Gangstas Whats up
Get on top
Gnarly Gnarlington
Going
Good at that
Got a date with mary jane
Got to do something
Gotcha Bitch Gaming Sound Effects HD
Grandmas Boy Youre a hooker
Grilled Cheese
Guilty
Handicap Spot
headshot
High school chicks
Hot Fire 3 (1)
Hot Fire 3
How good are you
Human beings are a disease
I cant believe that just fucking happened
I gotta pee
I guess
I hate playing with girls
I said bacon and eggs
I told you
Im better
Im higher on the food chain
Im somebodys bitch
International Man of Mystery
Is Daddy Home
its all part of the plan
Ive had more fun
keeplivin
Kill the Batman
knamsayin1
Last chance
later fags
Law of Cuttin the Cheese
Leeloo
Little Ceasars Pizza
Loser (1)
Loser
Makes ya stronger
Marijuana is not a drug
Mr Zorgs Office
Must Have Precious
My Precious
Newton
Not good at what you do
Nut sack
Oh Yeah
Paging Dr Faggot
Really Nigga Sound Effect HD
Recognise.
Red or blue
Respect
Right near the beach
Same age
She Must Be Tight
show to run
Some shopping (1)
Some shopping
Somewhere Over the Rainbow
songsbill nye the science guy
Still dreaming
Still talking
Stop hitting me
Stuffed Animal
Superbad McLovin Break YoSelf
Superbad McLovin Chicka Chicka
suprise motherfucker
Taliban
Talking about man
TG Long Legged POD Puerto Rican
TG Youre A Faggot
They dont fight like mans
Things turned ugly
Through
Timmay yell
Tingling
Try even harder
TWDEugeneTrustMeImSmarterThanYou
UNBELIEVABLE
Understand
Very Randy
Water reeks
Wd40
Weed college
Welcome to the real world
Wet Fart
What Is This Shit
What the bleep
White man
Who gives a shit about Bigfoot
Why they invented therapy
whyistherumgone
Wicked
wiener
WINDOWS 98
Wish in one hand...
Wussie yo
Yeah my dick
You Better Not Suck
You Got Mail
You should be medicated
You sure
You want some KoolAid
Your prettier
Allahu Akbar
Are You Fucken Gay
Barney
Borat Very Nice
Damn Son
Deez Nuts
Dont Drop That Dirka Dirk
Drumroll
Fuck Her Right In The Pussy
Gahdeem
Help Me Nigga
Jeopardy Theme Song
Lets Get Ready to Rumble
Move Bitch Get Out The Way
No One Has Ever Done That
Noscoped
Sad Trombone
Super Mario Lose Life
The Fuck Did You Just Say
Thug Life San Andreas
u used to clal me on my cel fon
Wacky Waving Inlatable Tubeman
What Are You A Fucking Faggot
Who Is Your Daddy And What Does He Do
Why You Always Lying
X Files Theme
Yeah Baby
You Guys Are Pussies!
Yours Now Mine
Dont Touch Its Dirty
Your Leaving? i need you
Are you on Drugs?
Never Forgive You
I Had to take 2 birth control pills
TPS 1
Special Attetion?
Go ahead laugh, Greatest Story
Baby Come out Sideways
I give you... our Champion!
Whats the Significance? IDK!
Coffee Make Me Nervous
I like them french fried pataters
Never underestimate the schwartz
Not as Stupid, Might be intilligent
lets not celebrate yet
Take a Picture/ Last Longer
Tight-AS$
that was trippy
(Sarcastic) Monkeys might fly out my butt
WTF is that
Moaning
Who TF said that!
All ?s Submitted in Writting
Wrong Sir, Wrong!
You get nothing, you lose.
Do we get to win this time?
Wow that was close!
Wrong Week, Quit Smoking.
Wrong Week, Quit Drinkin.
Wrong Week, Quit Amphetamines.
Wrong Week, Quit sniffin glue
its alive!!!
Wait, I was gonna make espresso
You are talking about/ lunatic mind.
never interrupt me while im working!
Danger Alarm
Game Over man Game over!
What are we supposed to do?
this cant be happening man.
All you had to say!
All your fault
You can accomplish anything
she would have to be a real big woman.
ill alert the media
you outta be ashamed of yourself
i dont remember askin you
i got a bad feeling about this
Save your batteries
Yall be cool, right on
check out the big brain on brad
Bill&Ted Excellent
Bill&Ted Excellent Whoa
Everyone is now dumber because what you said.
momma always said lifes like a...
i haven't got a brain.
did i break your concentration?
directly in the buttox
you cant, you musnt.
Low tolerance for stupid bullshit
i can prove it with my flawless logic
im smack in the middle of cat fight
close the conversation, your unique.
Were going to have to blow the computer.
i dont like confrontations
get outta town i didnt know you did anything creative
crucify him
I dont know!
i drank about 15 dr peppers
you make it sound so easy
that is a man who/ alot of beef
dont engage the enemy
english MF do you speak it?
erased from existence.
the emperor has been expecting you
i have been chosen farewell my friends!
idk but imma find out!
you wanna make 14$ the hard way?
hat like that free bowl of soup, but it looks good on you
as far back as i can remember.
you ever seen a grown man naked?
Gonads are useful but are not brains.
how do you know that?
you have any idea how important this is to me?
you dont understand, im in charge here
you have chosen wisely
jabba Laugh
Leave them to me, ill deal with them myself.
i like you, be my friend, get along with me.
listen up i dont like white people, you people are rednecks
you have to make it happen.
believe me if i started murdering people...
i meant to do that
your mocking me arent you?
nice personality combo, hostile and intolerant
no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
You go girl
TPS Cover Sheet
My Gf sucked 37 dicks/ at once?
This one time at band camp
GOD BLESS the internet
Cha Ching Money
who is your daddy
W/O Disappointment you can appreciate Victory
thats disgusting, worst thing i ever heard
imma fast learner
Never Give up, Never Surrender
first i would like to just get to know you.
Chill out, Chill out
you lack discipline
Go ahead make my day
were on a mission from god
not even supposed to be here today
try not to suck any dick/ through the parking lot
what are we gonna do we have a big problem
imma ask ?s, i want them answered asap
son of a bitch
Stop Whining
ill be back
Excellent
hasta la vista baby
my cpu is a neuronet/ learnign computer
no problemo
im a terminator
dont do dat
good chance.
i lied
my mission is to protect you
this is what i get?
do you wanna get high?
why not?
dumb ass, your super dumb
WILSON!!!!!
ill shove it up your ass and snap it off.
Cannon
Ah Butthead
Ahhhh Butthead
AIRHORN
Attention please
awfukyea
awthankyou
Back at it again with the white Vans
Bang bang skeet skeet
Chatting online
Could you shut up and give money
Creepy Laugh
Damn Daniel 1
Damn Daniel 2
Damn Im good.
DAMN SON WHERED YOU FIND THIS
Damn that was annoying.
Damn youre ugly
Damn
Deep burn
Do you like porno
Do you suck dicks
Eskimo Pussy
Gatoraide
gethotelroom
gihad
Hans youre breaking my balls
Hello Butthead
Hes out Butthead
Hey Baby
heycockboy
High score
i am a genious
i piss excellence
Im rich bitch
Im taking crazy pills
lick ass
lil bitch
Listen to your heart
melt in ass
melt in mouth
moan
mofo
Mom goes to college
Namaste
now a nutta
oh derka derka derka
Only kind I have
Open your mind
Post up our black asses
Pretty serious
Put in the crystals
Settle down Beavis
Shut the F up
Sit Your five dollar ass down before I make change
Slappa da Bass 1
Slappa da Bass 2
SMOKE WEEK EVERYDAY
Sweet moola (1)
Take a dump
Tell your mom to shut up
that is a great idea
think im lying
Took our job 1
Took our job 2
Took our job 3
Turd nuggets
use your power to lift those objects
Wah wah we wah
Weak
What kind of weedya want
Whatcha Say
Whats up with it vanilla face
Why you laugh
Wizzeak
WTF
Your Ridiculously Good Looking
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