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[classic grunt]
[grunting] Melton
[psh] ohkayy
All the time
Anybody who watches the mike david stuff can tell
Barwatch
everything about this guy is fake
Everything is just making fun of melton now
First of all I dont have a little peenie, it's very average
Frag kis
Fragkis
Fuck off
Gunna watch some bar
He is 5'4
He retweets Kanye West
He runs around begging for pizza money
He's Mike!
He's waking up Melton Hes going to bed Melton its Melton on the bring
How dare you, youre gay
I do have fans
I do make a living doing this show
I remember something like that but i dont remember the details
I think what I hear you saying is I'm right
I'm not gunna be unnaturally hard
Kevin fragkis
Maybe this is exciting and Im missing it
My parents are dead
Oh nonono no
Oh shit
People say your bald because of beanies but im not dont make me take it off again
Red Bar Radio hates, hes tweeting brian Redban
Red Borrowed, red borrowed radio
shooby my roommate
Sven
the cuck
There's no real show
theres a rip in the jeans
This is mike
this is nothing
This is nuts
You cant say anything about me I dont already hate myself
You will all get burned by this guy and then hell do it again somewhere else
You're a bored person with your life
You're every gay in steattle Mike
You're not a big show you're not a big guy who takes down people
You're wasting your time going 'youre fat to me'
[eumph]
[frustrated exhale]
[gay laugh]
[mmmh]
[oof]
[oowgh]
10 people max
50 chicken wings
50 wings at a time
50 wings in a sitting
Aww Mike
Barwatch2
barwatch3
Does mike david not like chicken wings, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Eating wings and smoking a cigarette
fat
Fucken chicken wings
Get outta fucking town with that shit
I knoww for a fact none of this makes mike david mad
I really havent had wings in months Id love for someone to bring me wings in a wing-mobile
Im over here in my own bubble of the world, leave me alone
In 2008
it would be the worst'
It's very very sad
Ive had you know uh uh Ive dated people since then thats not a thing
kevin fragkis2
love a cigarette love wings
Mike David 2
Moron
No one cares
Nobody's touching your dick
One of the biggest idiots
Please please
See how it's done
so none of that was even about me
Th-that doesnt make sense
Thank you [laughs]
that would be mental to do
The election
The Mike David animation is a masterpiece
this is all beneath me this is so stupid
This is what I wanted actually
ugh god
uh- uh- i dont understand
Uhh
Ummmh
very embarassing for me
Welcome
wow!
Yeezys?!
You would go nuts sitting in a rooma all day alone
you're a delusional man
you're a little confused
[breathes in] So uhhhmm
[faggoty laugh]
[loud exhale]
I do bong rips over here and dont bring it up I just cough to death and sound like an old woman
I'm so high guys
Im in my shitty room in the ghetto
Im sorry
Look at Melton!
Mike, are you awake?
Mike, are you there?
Peen!
So youre saying its real?
Subway
That looks like he knows what to do with his equipment
This is not going well, it's a lot of pressure
This isnt a change
Uh we have all new stuff coming
Who gets to fuck you?
You make a decision now!
You're the shit and the best
15 minutes
300 pounds
Cracked ribs melton over here
Cracked ribs whatever you wanna call it
I had a shirt a hoodie and a jacket on
I have low blood sugar, I need to sit down and rest
I have some fractured ribs
I'm gunna have cracked ribs for 8 weeks this is what it is
I'm tryi-I'm writing new bits
I'm you know diabetic and I had low blood sugar
I've ignored this injury for over a week now
I've lost a lotta weight
It was one of those things like I didn't eat all day
Jesus if i have to be coughing all the time
Last week
Like bone on bone they said it's just
No its great
no way
okay no need to yell
Saturday
Some bouncers at a club we were at decided to rough me up like a common drunk
Talking for na hour is hard
[bvghhh]
[cough 2]
[cough]
[exhale]
[groaning] Ohkayyy
[laugh1]
[laughingly] I don't know whats going on
[laughingly] No
[slurp]
[umm chuchuchuchuchu]
1;42
25
4628,,,[credit card number]
alright thats a fair answer
alright, anything else?
alright, sounds good
And there's no flavor
Anyway uhhh
Anyway
Are you outta your mind [continues for a bit]
Are you white?
banana nuts
be more angry
bullshit
bye [laughyingly]
Can't be good
could you imagine steve currans underwear?
Dan Wolfe
did one of my lovers give me up?
Did you vote for trump
Do you know how much $100 you think I take htat lightly?
Do you ummm, I already feel like i'm floating and crazy
Don't tell people that
Dummy
Dumptruck porchsteak
Either one
fine
First of all bitch, youve got a real uh hermit problem
food
Get outta here with that
Gimme his name
good
He's incapable
He's one of these wofty guys
He's worse (2)
He's worse
Hello (2)
Hello (3)
Hello?
Hello
Hey
Heyahoaheyaoah
Hi
hold on this is very weird
How would I do that?
how's that going?
I can't argue with that
I cant do it anymore I tap out
I contacted you a while ago about something personal but i forgot what it was
I don't know what you just said but I hate it
I dont know how much longer im gunna do this I do have a little bit of stuff to do today
I dont know, lady friend
I dont
I have pumas
i know who you are
i lost my train of thought cuz im really high
I mean, this is embarassing for you
I think it's 22
I will sit here and take the shit
I', the best i've looked in 15 years so its great for me
I'm a postmate now[ laughingly]
I'm great
I'm high and drunk on cough syrup, out of my mind
I'm inside
I'm just a guy
I'm the fattest piece of shit, like one of the most fattest grosses pieces of shit
I'm trying to let people know the questions i have and then you know
I'm watching Nashville on HULU
If you make a good point, ill go okay that's fair and rebut it
Isnt it true you share your netflix login with people?
It doesnt matter, what does that matter?
Its like chewing soft sticks
Just chillin in my warm apartment
later
Lotts these guys like ride the subway and stuff too
mastercard, you ready?
Meezys
Mike David
Negative 10 negative 15
Neil Portenza
Next year it'll be so much smoother cuz we know wtf we're doing
nigga I be smokin this fag
No [laughingly]
No one said that
Nobody
Nohahah
Nonononon
noo
Noooo
Nope
Now are you a trump guy?
Now my buddy said don't eat the shiny parts cuz they'll make me sick
Oh god
Oh man
Oh my god
Oh well nobody asked you
Oh, anything else?
Ok I see that
ok
okay i guess
pecans on the dairyqueen ice cream
Please stop
Popeye's chicken
She's gross
Smokin this faggg
Smoking and wings
steve curran
Stop that (2)
stop that (3)
Stop that
thank you (2)
Thank you
that cant even be to be taken seriously
That was a mistake
That was a win
that was proof
that's a hurtful thing
That's extremely inaccurate
That's insane
That's not something for you to worry about
thats all i have
this got really fuckin weird
This is Dan Wolfe
This is embarassing
This seems like game over for you huh?
threatening me thats very mean
thuh [laugh]
uhh bye
uhh[exhale]
Ummmuh
Uuuuum sure
visa or mastercard?
we're gunna do it again next year [25 podcasts in edinburg]
well then fuck you
well yeah I'm sure
what does that mean?
what happened man?
what kind of shoes do you wear?
What?
Who knew Polish people had the biggest dicks
who knows
Who told you I was gay
Who told you that?
Why would I do that
Why would I go into,,, that doesnt make sense
Why?
wings
woooooooooooow
Wow(1)
Yeah (1)
yeah (2)
Yeah I dont know
Yeah I think I'm gunna try that
Yeah I'm gunna do free fringe next year I think
Yeah man it is
Yeah that'd be great
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah, I'm admitting that
yeah
Yes [laughingly]
Yes
You dont know shit about shit
You dont know what you're talking about
You fucking loser
You know what i'm sayin
you tell me
You're being so stupid
You're falling apart get off the phone
You're fucking up my day
You're not the hero this city needs
You're riding your fucking bike
you're right
Youre outta your mind
yup
Dont be a faggot
Hehehe oh kayyy
ich [grunt]
Ill take your word for it
Im a horrible person
It's a real story
This is a real story it's not like I just started attacking midgets out of nowhere
Um huhehuhuh
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