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Stoned cop dials 911.  

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Stoned cop dials 911.

01 YEAH CAN YOU PLEASE SEND.mp3
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02 I THINK I'M HAVING AN OV.mp3
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03 YES.mp3
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04 MARIJUANA.mp3
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05 I DON'T KNOW IF IT HAD S.mp3
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06 CAN YOU PLEASE SEND RESC.mp3
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07 I'M 28, 29 YEARS OLD.mp3
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08 AND MY WIFE IS 26.mp3
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09 PLEASE COME.mp3
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10 YES PLEASE.mp3
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11 WHAT_.mp3
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12 NO THAT'S IT.mp3
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13 NO.mp3
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14 PLEASE COME.mp3
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15 NO I'M JUST....mp3
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16 I THINK WE'RE DYING.Copy.mp3
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17 UH I DON'T KNOW WE MADE.mp3
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18 AND I THINK WE'RE DEAD.mp3
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19 I REALLY DO.mp3
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20 I DON'T KNOW.mp3
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21 UM... MY WIFE AND I DID.mp3
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22 TUBA C'MERE.mp3
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23 SHE'S ON THE, SHE'S ON T.mp3
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24 SHE'S BARELY BREATHING.mp3
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25 UH I THINK SO.mp3
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26 YEAH I CAN FEEL IT.mp3
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27 SHE'S LAYING DOWN IN FRO.mp3
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28 TIME IS GOING BY REALLY.mp3
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29 PARDON.mp3
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30 JUST PLEASE SEND RESCUE.mp3
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31 IT'S PROBABLY LIKE A QUA.mp3
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32 YEAH WE DID.mp3
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33 IT WAS A QUARTER OUNCE.mp3
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34 I DON'T KNOW.mp3
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35 I PROBABLY HAD LIKE A SM.mp3
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36 PLEASE COME.mp3
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37 IT'S... WHAT TIME IS IT_.mp3
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38 PROBABLY LIKE AN HOUR AN.mp3
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39 YEAH SHE IS.mp3
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40 SHE'S SITTIN...SHE'S KNE.mp3
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41 I KNOW, WE HAVE TO WAIT.mp3
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42 YES.mp3
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43 MY NAME IS EDWARD.mp3
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44 PARDON.mp3
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45 NO THAT'S IT BUT THERE C.mp3
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46 THERE COULD'VE BEEN SOME.mp3
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47 NO I DON'T.mp3
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48 MY WIFE TAKES VICODIN.mp3
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49 UHHHH... NO I DON'T THIN.mp3
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50 THE VICODIN IS...UHH....mp3
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51 IT'S IN OUR MEDICINE CAB.mp3
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52 YEAH.mp3
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53 LIKE I DON'T KNOW, LIKE.mp3
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54 PLEASE.mp3
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55 YEAH.mp3
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56 ARE YOU COMING_.mp3
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57 OKAY.mp3
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58 WHAT'S THAT_.mp3
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59 SHE TAKES LIKE, UH, I DU.mp3
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60 LIKE 5 A DAY, I DUNNO.mp3
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61 WE GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDE.mp3
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62 NO.mp3
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63 IS THERE ANY WHAT_.mp3
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64 I'LL PUT THEM AWAY FOR Y.mp3
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65 UH YEAH THE FRONT DOOR'S.mp3
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66 PARDON.mp3
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67 YES, THE PORCH LIGHT IS.mp3
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68 UHHH... YOU ALREADY ASKE.mp3
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69 UH YEAH, WELL, NO, THERE.mp3
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70 UH IT'S IN MY CLOSET.mp3
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71 YEAH, IN THE FRONT BEDRO.mp3
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72 C'MON, GINGER.mp3
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73 WHERE'S THE FD AT RIGHT.mp3
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74 NO, THIS IS THE FIRST TI.mp3
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75 YEAH, I HAVE.mp3
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76 WHAT'S THE SCORE ON THE.mp3
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77 WHAT'S THE SCORE ON THE.mp3
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78 OH OKAY.mp3
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79 I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE.mp3
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80 UH 3 TO 3.mp3
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81 UMMM CHANNEL 2.mp3
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82 HUH_.mp3
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83 OKAY.mp3
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84 TELL YOUR OFFICERS THEY.mp3
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85 YEAH.mp3
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86 OKAY UM MY MOTHER IN LAW.mp3
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87 OKAY.mp3
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88 ALRIGHTY.mp3
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89 BYE.mp3
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