Dick is on fire
Humiliated
Tide Ass
Say Hello To My Little Friend
Best sexual experience
Rock that homee
Wipe that smile
Work for a woman
Up my ass
Do you know who I am?
Hungry eyes
Something stinks
Connerys Laugh
Famous Titles
I pose a conundrum
Not a fan of the ladies ?
You'll rue the day
I love titties
I got friends
A fun game
Don't like guns
Dr. Peppers
Have you found Jesus
Not enough rocks
Stupid is as Stupid does
That bullet bit me
Not you fat Jesus
Except herpes
I drive great when I'm drunk
I shouldn' be here
It's funny because he's fat
Paging Dr Faggot
I'm squirting
Wow!
Debbie Does Dallas
Sex World
Cramming For College
Spider Pussy
Sex Starved Secretaries
Special Delivery
I like Bukkake
What about blowjobs
6 in a row - Gay Rap Song
Titties and Beer song
Ode to Titties
Itty Bitty Titties
Boobs Genius
Spectacular
Guess how many boobs I saw today
Stay at home
Everybody be cool
Psychos
Act natural
Bleep together
Cheech's speech
Less talk more action
You Handsome Man
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo !
Listen to my important Q
Put that in your pipe
Kids and monkeys
Weird things
Birthday song
I Don't Like Vaginas
Dolphin
Pot Heads...
Bring a towel
Stupid towel
Mile radius
Mmmm..yeah
All this sh*t
Two chicks!
That would be great
Actual work
Mission statements
Wear a rubber
And you slept with him
In Your Butt
Keep In America Batin
Ow My Balls
Sperm
Ledge of apliegance
A man's home
Peek-a-boo!!!
Rumble
Touch my weiner
What are you...
I Piss Excellence
Crack dealer
Hang on baby Jesus
Holding hands
Snow blindness in cats - PSA
Stray Dogs PSA
This is not good
I will kill you
Fresh beer
Love is a motherf%^$a
Streaking!
Gangbang
I'm not a raper
Funniest night ever
Break Yourself Fool
I got a boner
Its in OMG
Were gonna get laid tonight
Show how we roll
At house party - guns and crack
Im Sorry I blocked your cock
Long dick of the law
Mouth Sex
That is good weed!
It's Like God's Vagina
Thumb is My Cock
Thug life
Godzilla is Unfriendly
4 thumbs down
Playa Hater
Free crack?
The Time-Haters
Samuel L. Jackson Beer
I'm rich bitch!
Half Baked - I love weed
Mama!
Affects the memory
Chill nasty Nate
Talking about man
Old Man River
Will Somebody
C*ck Pushups Explanation
A Sign, A Legacy
F*&in Rocks
Will You Teach Me?
I got a crap on deck
Ive got a turtle head poking out
Im higher on the food chain
Im Dead sexy
I wanna look at your ass
Ive got bigger titties than you
First things first
I havent seen my willie
Im rich and dead sexy
Surprise Surprise 2
Thats a stupid question
2 Friends
7 styles
A sphinctor says what
Great America
Are you mental
Monkeys out of my butt
Denied
Capture
US and A
We're all stocked up
Anything for a drink
World that has walls
Pass you by
Beg your pardon
F_ _kin asshole
Personal question
Queer party
Civic virtue
Only good bug
Disaster
Dick
Chewbacca Sound 17
Good idea
Size of that thing
Jerry Garcia's dead
You ever suck...
Rainy Day Women- Bob Dylan
Cooler
Dollar bill
Bag of Weed - Family Guy
Marijuana - Obama
Marijuana is not a drug
Smoke some weed
Just thought of something funny
Score some smoke
Achievements
Stoners in the Mist
That's bad
A war
The LSD Song
Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
Pusherman - Curtis Mayfield
I havent been high for 4 hours
grownmannaked
Van Down by the River
La Di Fricken Da
Rollin Doobies
We're Gonna be buddys
What you get for Rollin Doobies
So you think your the bees knees
Let it all hang out
MicroPenis
Clearly gay
Lot of experience
Breakfast
Hasta La Vista
Frankly my dear...
I am your father
An offer he can't refuse
Not in Kansas anymore
I make this look good
Funny to me
The men in black
I was saving that bacon
You look so good
Barbeque
Green Shit
How does he do that?
Imagine
The Freak Show
Who's the man?
Incredibly smart
Wearing panties- One Fine Day
Smoking cigars at the age of 10
Dylan Thomas poem- Solaris
Come with me- Ocean's Eleven
YOU be cool- From Dusk Till Dawn
Let's get rambling- From Dusk Till Dawn
I want more- Michael Clayton
It's the authorities
Leaving us no choice
You seek a great fortune
I turn cities into salt
Begging to be untied
Jelly beans
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