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Chris Pirillo (Username Handle on many sites: Lockergnome) Soundboard. Please note that this is a beta version of the soundboard (refining and more sounds are needed). Sounds and are Creative Commons (CC BY-NC-SA 3.0) and more information can be seen at http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/3.0/ Contact [email protected]
look over here
you got epicly pwned
this is chris
WITH MY LIFE
How the Fuc' do I know what you want
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUTE YOUR LIVE STREAM
fartfacebuttlick follow twitter youtube community
Are you on your meds
Spam Song
OUCH
GET A LIFE
holy sh't
im not internet famous
bullsh't
Bite me Steve Jobs
Holy sh't someone needs to get a life
Aww that was the perfect take two
A real question
And a 1 and a 2 and a 3 and a fart
Ask a real question
But how do you know thats what you want
Cause I sold my soul
Chris Armpit Fart
Chroninum is Awsome How can you dis Chroninum
Could not make it any more simplier
I love ya
Did you hear what he said
Do you know how long I used Windows Vista
Fail again shut up I cant
Fart dart
Green Pill
For real
I am a stormtrooper
I really am this white
I really want one this is great
Its an illigatimate question
I respect ya
I'd bet in trouble of being a machead
If only 2
If only
Im doing well
Im sorry I couldnt understand
in out in out in out
It would litterally shot myself
Its completly illigatimate
LOOSERS
Maybe he should grow some testicles
My battery died
Nas
no_nononono
Oooh
Out
Real
REALLY
Someone put it in the video
There Mine
Something about a small penia
Stormtrooper Fart
Take 8000
Thats just great Thats just perfect
The hells up with that
The red pill
Think I got more than I bargined for
This is one of the question I get asked all the f'in time
This is the reason I dont take calls anymore
This is the reason why
Two completely different products
Unless you are trying to get through a human being
Wait a second wait a second
Whatatata
Wha-Wait
Where will I puke next
Why
woh woah woah wait a second
Want to ruin it for the rest of ya be my guest
wtf
You can make it Bingtacular
You check this s'it out
You use bing before Google
ahhhhhh
And people wonder why I dont do this often
And that
Because I have nothing better to do
BLAAAH
Can I help you
Cheapass
Chris can F'in spell
Comcast
desitude
Go off on people who are going off on Facebook
dirty
drew me in
dude
F'ck you
Gets you hard ware
god damm't
haha
hey
How long is Chris pirillo pen is
h'rd on
I got a h'rd on for it
im a geek
im a idiot
im the idiot2
is
Just Kidding
Kind a
Look at this
ME
Monkey Sounds
Most of it sucks
Mother F'cker
My Ball
No im just kidding about that last one
no let me try that again
Of all the people on this plannet
Oh ok
Oh sh't
oh wait
oh
Really
So awsome
Sup
Than to sit here
Thats just me
Thats spam
Whats the happyhouse
Which should
Why
Yeah
yeah2
Yes
You know we may have to do that over again
You know what that sound is
You think I have a life
Do you have a small penia
Holy f'in s'it guys
If I tatoo it on my a''
Not a question that get asked every f'in day
1337 thats leet good one
AHHHHH
Alright thanks for the call
Anyway
augh this UAC has to go
aww dude
balls
Burp blaaa
connect to a network
check your antivirus software status
But Jesus Christ
can i get more icons please thanks you
cause it got moving fuc;s
Cause let me tell ya
Chris Pirillo SSID
Chris screams like a little girl
come here pixie
damn this thing is taking a sh't load of time
deep breathing
Do I like mudkips
Doesent have a real nickname just a row on a keyboard
dog noises
dog sounds 2
dude I just turned it on
Dude
echo
echo2
either that or its vista
excuse me
Fart
FOR A REASON DOG
Fructose is a poison
fuc' this
fuc
fuc'that
Fu'k
get rid of the sidebar
god theres something got to be wrong
howdy
hes naked
haha
hahahhaha
hang on there is still crap I have to uninstall
he seems so disappointed
hes got no shrt on
Hey dumbass
Holy Fuc'
Holy Sh't guys really
howeling noises
I cannt believe
I cant believe I said that either
i cant do this son of a b again
I can't even get online
I cant get the f'ck online
I did get leid
i dont care that apologists say you saw it here
I dont care what they say about windows it sucks
I dont have time to trouble this sh't
i feel sorry for his mom
I hate windows soo much
I have a gnome army
I just want to get the fuc online
I thought we were still not muted
I wish I could too
im done with it
im done
im in better shape than a lot of other guys
im ranting here
Im reminded how much i hate propieratery software
im sorry could you repeat yourself
Im suprised I never seen that before
intrested in looking at
It depends
it pisses me off guyd
Its a joke
Its bullsh't
its most likely
its off the chart
lets disable that
its slowing everything down
ive got two dogs
jeezus
k this is kind of pissing me off
Leo got the army
lets delete that network again
like it is just going so slow
look its another dog
mark my word
Moving Along
no one is taking up on the offer
norton protection center great
not as fast
nothing i like vista at all
nothing like crippling a pc before you use it
now it is actually intelligent
oaoaoaoaoohhhhhwaaaa
oh my god come on
oh my god it is soo much better
Oh Shiz
oh thank you can I use the fuc'in thing now
ok restarting the network again
on UAC thank you
Pax is a stinkfest
People whu see hats on other peoples hat have small pe's
people with small testes will do that
phphph aaa ohaohaoha
pick your nose and eat your bogger
pirillo navy
Pixie did you take my coffee
pixies bored
really pisses me off
saying goodbye to norton internet security
see
Shaky and Lumpy
Shi''y food
Shower first please
smaking is bad for you yo
So now
something is really sticking here
son of a b'tch
Starts with a c ends with a t rhymes with bunt
still wait for sh't to load
Take a shower
telling you man that sh't is evil
that a spooky looking dude
that actually a pretty good cammera
that is fricken bizzare
these people look bored
the pirillo scouts
the problem has been alegitely
Theoredicaly
there we go
there ya go
Theres your f'in mudkip
theyre bad evil evil
theyre getting a laugh out of this
Think I am going to try that agin
this is bullsh't
this is doing me absolutely no good
this is f'in bulls'it
this is useless
This is why
tis not
tis taking its sweet time
UAC havent seen you in a while
ugh come on
ugh fricken UAC
ugh that is the ugliest control pannel i ever seen
uhh
uhhhh
uhhhhhhh
umm
Was this not muted
well that will be a first
What are we fighting for
What should we be paying attention to
whats that
where is the war again
where the hell I am going to put this damn thing
where the hell I am going to put this
wheres my coffee
Which may be out verry soon
which should be any day now
wicket will never play along
Wickets sick
will be AWSOME
windows has detected an ip error conflict
woah a lot of system icons there
Woah
woof woof
wow
wtf is this
yaaaaayy
yall can handle this bulls'it
yea im beaming my f'in mac
yikes
you just lost the game
you just lost the game2
You missed a call
you
your hard drive
youre going to be on chatroulete
youre just not doing it with a gun
youre killing your body
youre not impressed
Youtube recomended that for me
(ireland) do you supply corn with potatos
(kenya) would you like some coffee you nice kenya men
1st time creative 2nd time copy
a couple of months ago
a mac thing
a pinto
aaah
abcdefghijk man I have to p qrstuv
ahahah
ahh ireland were people like to eat dogs
Ahh man that is funny as shit
all I need is a car that I am not embarassed to drive
All Right
all this guy does is stream his life
although I am breaking a fin sweat
and it just wouldnt stop
and then I am going to have my test laminated
and this was a new release
and ya open it up
apparemtly I scared away the chat room
beork
at live pirillo com
at&t is a big fat bucket of fail
aye
b is for bios
bahhhhhhhhhhhh
bastards
BLAAAAAAAH
BLAH Holy S'it
car salesman
blow
blue pill
bombtaboudu
breakfest luch and dinner
C is for coffee
case you were wondering
cause i am a idiot
Chris acting like a monkey
cmon you sucking at this social networking thing
cmon
could be worse
crazy I can still hear you
crazy I cant hear you with kleenix in my ear
crying stop it
crying
crying2
cupcake gland
daaah stop it
d is for decaf
dammit
date kevin rose
die die die die die
do you use windows
Dont let this burger die in vein
dud up dud dun dud up
dude
easy to tell
f tards
fail
fartfacemcbuttlick search
finely refined ecosystem
fonts song
for computer tards
forget it
fricken people watch this
fuc your hand up man
fuc
full of software
funny little brown suits
g is for gnome
gggg gggggggggg god
give me moneeeeey
give me money
give me your moneeeeeeey
give me your money
god dammit
google this
hahaa
hahaha
have you commented on the fricken video
heheh
hell uses casette tapes
here in the channel
hey
hey2
hi I am fartfacebuttlick my responsibility to
hi i am fartfacemcbuttlick follow twitter
hi im assface
hi im buttlick
hi im fartfacemcbuttlick
ho ya such a b'tch
how can you say that thats so mean
hows that for fail
I aint touching it
I am a moron
I am looking that i am the cusomter
how the helll did it get over there
I cant believe
I am not waldo
i amuse myself
I beg you please stop
i can keep talking
i cant believe it its a power cable
I do not look like a monkey
I dont think these are even drivable now
I had no choice
i have at least brought two couples together
I just cant take it anymore
i killed it
i killed windows
I lost my train of thought
i love you too
i was just responsible for doing my thing
I wasted
id kill you
if you were being an idot then i was taking to you
if you werent being an idiot then I wasent taking to you
ill see you at noon
im not dead yet
im not dead yet2
im not emo
im not even a top podcaster on digg
im not even there
im not going to do a video about the silly hat
im not leo
im sensative about my hat
im serious leve me the fu alone
im so sorry
im the king of the mac
in theory
it doesent suck so much
it doesent suck
it has
it makes the angles sing
its alive
its beautiful
its just went bud up bud dun
its meant for people who dont understand
its not a vcrazy hat
its up and it quits
ive got to kill it again
just cause I do shit online doesent make me famous
just for doing my thing
just leave me alone
just stop disconnect the connector
k is for kde
knock it off
leave me alone
leave me the f alone
leave my hat alone
leroy 1990
let go of my fin mouse
look at this fricken idiot
look that up in your funkinal wagons
look up here
look what I got
mac osx
macs suck
man I have to pee
match maker
maybe
meahmeahmeah
miss me
Mom
monehhh
money
money2
moneymoneymoneymoneymoney
morons in Chat and phone
Mudkip
Mute your live stream
neiner
nelson haha
never going to get it song
no hat
no its dead I dont know
no its not thats not an option
No more os wars
no pikachu
no way
No
not only you just cant vote, you cant write music either
obviously its not for you
oh i see
oh god the floods are comming
oh look at that people
oh yeah wha wha
oh you liek some gomboll with that boy
oh
ohahaho
ok maybe a little bit
ok people
one more thing
oooowww
oops
ouch
ow
pardon me sorry
peakaboo
people like me need people like you
pikachu
play tetris
play tetris_2
please
please2
recorded and put it on youtube
recycle tard to reretards
right i know i know
s in in 3gs
s is for sparta
SEE YOU
seriously what the frick
shut up 2
shut up
shut up3
shut uuuup
shutuuuup
sit
smack that
so ill have to kick the s out of my son
so now I get to reset the mfer again
stop it
stop it-
stop just shut up
stop moving
stupid fast
suck leos earlobe
tap tap tap tap
thank god those some people arent here
that not an option
That video better get viewed
that was insane
that was soo one min ago
thats a passionatr
thats a tard buket
thats it you know
thats it
thats my problem
thats not a tard bucket
thats one of them
thats why
the frick he get paid for this
the hells wrong with florida
they just released this
they suck cause they can do that
this is fin pacman
This is not iphone looks like iphone but cheaper
this is the no suck edition
timeh
touchytouchytouch
u is for ubuntu
ugh
uough
usfinb
well then that will be fine
ustream is kinda fed up
v is for vista
waaaaaaaaaaaaah
wahaha
wasaa
well I shouldnt have to even call to take care of this
what did you make me do
what did you make me do2
what kind of car rental company is this
what was wrong with their computer
what the frick
what
whats the alternative
whowhohwo
WHY___
wicket is about to get some attention he does not want
Windows Vista
wow
wtf2
ya well you mom sucks at something else
yall ready for this
yeah you use windows
yooohoo
you called me
you can do better
you can do it
you can say I look like a monkey
you cant shut me up
you fin with me
you only can do that on a mac_2
you got to be sh'tting me
you guys better comment on that fricken video
you know im saying
you know we have a lot of
you only can do that on a mac
your sitting on my nut
youre a whimp
youre giving me the blue balls
youre going to see me
youre going to see me_2
youre never going to get it
youre such a failure
youre supposed to interact with people
youre trying to me me a ugo
yum yum yum
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