Quotes from your favorite Comedy of 2000

From the MST3K episode, The Final Sacrifice

Any Given Sunday is a movie directed by Oliver Stone. The action is on three characters: coach Tony D'Amato (Pacino), quarterbacks Cap Rooney (Quaid) and Willie Beamen (Foxx). It is one of the greatest sports films of all time.

The continuing bawdy adventures of a group of friends reuniting after their first year of college. Adult Language.

Mockumentary captures the reunion of 1960s folk trio the Folksmen (Guest, McKean, Shearer) as they prepare for a show at The Town Hall to memorialize a recently deceased concert promoter.

One of the most popular Horror flicks from the 90's, LEPRECHAUN. This movie was made apparently before Jennifer Aniston's big rise to stardom. Warwick Davis as the Leprechaun was obviously enjoying himself by pulling out countless bad-lines.

BASEketball is a game that is for all people. People with bad backs can compete against people all goosed up on steroids. Two teams of three do the dance of death on a basketball court shaped like a baseball diamond.

Idiocracy is a 2006 dark comedy film directed by Mike Judge.The omnipresent narrator informs us that while stupid people had been breeding like rabbits, the smart folk kept putting off procreation until the I.Q. was bred out of mankind.

Audio clips from Gangs of New York character Bill "The Butcher" Cutting, who was based largely on real-life New York gang leader Bill Poole and had much the same prestige as Daniel Day-Lewis' character does in this film.

This sci fi action movie starred pro wrestler Rowdy Roddy Piper. Like most Carpenter films, it's artistic, fun, and intelligent. The film's best line from Piper is "I have came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and i'm all out of bubble gum".

Clint Eastwood plays "The Man with No Name" in this famous western. When he gets to town, a stranger takes advantage of him carte blanche with bizarre and dramatic demands.

Jonah Hill plays the witty friend of Ben in Knocked up. Some of his quick lines in the movie we're roll on the floor funny. Check out the audio clips. Adult Language.

Audio clips from the classic light-hearted comedy Breakfast at Tiffany's. Starring the precocious Audrey Hepburn.

Soundclips from this Cohen brothers classic starring Nic Cage, Holly Hunter, John Goodman and more. Ok then.

If you ask most trekkies which was the greatest of Star Trek movies, usually this one takes the cake. Superior battle scenes, clever plot twists, a dastardly villian and real life threatening consequences were all here. KHANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Saw V is said to be following Hoffman, who looks like to be the last person alive to carry on Jigsaw legacy on making others grateful of their lives by putting them in lethal traps. The new picture share out more hints into the horror thriller about serial murderer with twisted motive. Coming this October 24... watch out!

Roy Munson (woody Harrelson) used to be the best Bowler in the world. His father trained him at an early age, but he lost his career when he lost his Bowling hand. Roy tries turning his Quaker friend Ishmael into a top bowler! Adult Language

This movie features Sly Stallone at his muscle bound, destructive best. Snipes delivers as the bad guy, and Stallone is the cop who is frozen but thawed out 36 years later to stop him once again. Plenty of one-liners and action.