How did a 42-year-old, overweight, red-bearded stand-up comedian become his generation's great white comedic hope? Zach Galifianakis is Hollywood's favorite fat comedian these days, and for good reason. His number of one-liners and jokes have already become part of today's vernacular. Listen to some of the clips of this funny dude!

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Classic one-liners from Duke, Beavis and butthead...

George Carlin explains his theory on the creation of the ten commandments.

Comedian George Calrin(May 12, 1937- June 22, 2008), had an amazing mind, and his humor was brave, that made him a hugely influential force in stand-up comedy. Listen to what they say here about Carlin in Larry King Show.

A daily newscast from The Onion's award-winning news team. The Onion bills itself as American's Finest News Source, though its brand of news is far from the real variety. Recent headlines include, God Checks Into Mayo Clinic For Routine Physical and Record Number Of Americans Settling For Sex At Home. Here are some clips anchored by Doyle Redland.

Sound clips of Kristen Schaal best known for her role as Mel in the HBO series Flight of the Conchords. She recently won the award for Best Alternative Comic. Her film and television credits include Kate and Leopold, and Delirious etc. Adult Language

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All the funny ass sounds used on Gravy. Check Out Gravy On WBNW 1120 AM and Livestream.com/WBNW1120

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Here's another way of enjoying your favorite songs by listening to their cool parodies. These clips are best for ringtones too...

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