Joel Osteen talks about you!
Pastor Bryan Wolfmueller cracks one liners in a non-stop fashion.
well I blew my diet yesterday
this is my bible
thats what makes you faith effective
thats not going to help you inprove it just going to make you do worse
that does not disqualify you from doing something great
sure you have areas you need to improve in we all do
quit taking invenotry of everything you dont like about yourself
quit over analyzing your faults
quit beating yourself up
put on the breastplate of gods approval
one of the worst mistakes we can make is to go through life against ourselves
one of jesus right hand men
nobody does
no god does not just use people who have it all together
ive got some faults
it should be just the opposite
im not perfect
if you needed to be taller god would have made you taller
if you are acknowleging everything wrong with you your faith is not going to be effective
I like my personality
i like my looks
I know what you can become
get rid of the guilt
get rid of the condemnation
every person has weaknesses
im not prepared
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